Jordan Myrick

If I had the same size foot as him, a 13, which in men's, which would be, I think of 15 and women's. But I was like, if I had those feet, you wouldn't love me. And he was like, he didn't even say no. He just hesitated. And I was like, that's fucked up.

If I had the same size foot as him, a 13, which in men's, which would be, I think of 15 and women's. But I was like, if I had those feet, you wouldn't love me. And he was like, he didn't even say no. He just hesitated. And I was like, that's fucked up.

That means I'm this close. So you guys are both in the comedy space. How long have y'all been doing stand-up for?

That means I'm this close. So you guys are both in the comedy space. How long have y'all been doing stand-up for?

like it's just you know which honestly isn't even just this industry now I feel more bad for people who are like realtors and then you see them having to be like hey guys happy Tuesday and I'm like oh lord these poor people I know they're working social media into like everything now even like um artists when they sing they're like you need to get on TikTok and promote your songs when I see them making TikTok sometimes I'm like oh

like it's just you know which honestly isn't even just this industry now I feel more bad for people who are like realtors and then you see them having to be like hey guys happy Tuesday and I'm like oh lord these poor people I know they're working social media into like everything now even like um artists when they sing they're like you need to get on TikTok and promote your songs when I see them making TikTok sometimes I'm like oh

So you fell for the propaganda that they were pushing.

So you fell for the propaganda that they were pushing.

They're rating her TikToks and not the surgery.

They're rating her TikToks and not the surgery.

That's what always happens. All right, call her out now.

That's what always happens. All right, call her out now.

I do that with movies. I've told people, I'm like, yeah, I think I've seen it or I've seen parts of it. When I say that, I mean like I generally understand

I do that with movies. I've told people, I'm like, yeah, I think I've seen it or I've seen parts of it. When I say that, I mean like I generally understand

the plot i think sure i got it okay or i've watched it on tiktok like i've watched a couple scenes on tiktok sure and then i go yeah i've seen it i haven't okay i just i feel like i got the gist right which is like how i felt about um it's it's so funny because i'm like yeah no i have seen pride and prejudice like once on my show with with days i was like describing the plots of movies so she could guess them and so i was describing pride and prejudice as if i've seen it i haven't sure

the plot i think sure i got it okay or i've watched it on tiktok like i've watched a couple scenes on tiktok sure and then i go yeah i've seen it i haven't okay i just i feel like i got the gist right which is like how i felt about um it's it's so funny because i'm like yeah no i have seen pride and prejudice like once on my show with with days i was like describing the plots of movies so she could guess them and so i was describing pride and prejudice as if i've seen it i haven't sure

I thought I had, and by that I mean I thought I understood it based off the TikToks I've seen. And so I said with the most conviction in the world that he gets pneumonia in the rain and dies. And then everyone in the comments was like, that's not what happens in Pride and Prejudice. I go, well, what movie am I talking about? I don't know, girl. They're like, I don't know what you're talking about.

I thought I had, and by that I mean I thought I understood it based off the TikToks I've seen. And so I said with the most conviction in the world that he gets pneumonia in the rain and dies. And then everyone in the comments was like, that's not what happens in Pride and Prejudice. I go, well, what movie am I talking about? I don't know, girl. They're like, I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm like...

I'm like...