Jordan Schlansky

Is this your art right now? What I'm saying is bullying someone. This is a slow burn. Why don't you go to go for like rapid fire laughs? We're here. People are driving to work. This is slow and steady.

Genetically modified?

Genetically modified?

Genetically modified?

Why don't you try like a Rise branded bar, which is just like 100% whey protein.

Why don't you try like a Rise branded bar, which is just like 100% whey protein.

Why don't you try like a Rise branded bar, which is just like 100% whey protein.

Well, there are, like any human being, I'm not impervious to marketing efforts by various large corporations that produce processed food products. I have cravings like anyone else.

Well, there are, like any human being, I'm not impervious to marketing efforts by various large corporations that produce processed food products. I have cravings like anyone else.

Well, there are, like any human being, I'm not impervious to marketing efforts by various large corporations that produce processed food products. I have cravings like anyone else.

I'm saying I have certain cravings. Candy is not a particular craving of mine. I would never eat a bar such as the one you're eating that's covered in a chocolate-like substance that smells like chocolate, looks like chocolate, but according to you, may not be chocolate. I don't have cravings for candy. You know, I'll have like a tiramisu. I'll have some ice cream.

I'm saying I have certain cravings. Candy is not a particular craving of mine. I would never eat a bar such as the one you're eating that's covered in a chocolate-like substance that smells like chocolate, looks like chocolate, but according to you, may not be chocolate. I don't have cravings for candy. You know, I'll have like a tiramisu. I'll have some ice cream.

I'm saying I have certain cravings. Candy is not a particular craving of mine. I would never eat a bar such as the one you're eating that's covered in a chocolate-like substance that smells like chocolate, looks like chocolate, but according to you, may not be chocolate. I don't have cravings for candy. You know, I'll have like a tiramisu. I'll have some ice cream.

Well, it's interesting that you bring that up. I would say once every three to four years, I'll get a craving for some commercial breakfast cereal, okay?

Well, it's interesting that you bring that up. I would say once every three to four years, I'll get a craving for some commercial breakfast cereal, okay?

Well, it's interesting that you bring that up. I would say once every three to four years, I'll get a craving for some commercial breakfast cereal, okay?

Tell me what these are. First of all, I do not believe that any breakfast... Every breakfast cereal is healthy, okay? Even if they're marketed as such, even if they don't have added sugar. I believe the whole concept of extruding wheat or other grains is indigestible to the body, makes the body work hard.

Tell me what these are. First of all, I do not believe that any breakfast... Every breakfast cereal is healthy, okay? Even if they're marketed as such, even if they don't have added sugar. I believe the whole concept of extruding wheat or other grains is indigestible to the body, makes the body work hard.

Tell me what these are. First of all, I do not believe that any breakfast... Every breakfast cereal is healthy, okay? Even if they're marketed as such, even if they don't have added sugar. I believe the whole concept of extruding wheat or other grains is indigestible to the body, makes the body work hard.

Even a supposedly healthy cereal like Cheerios, which is marketed as having whole grains, I don't think is healthy for the human body. That's my own belief. I'm sorry if I get the show in trouble for saying so. Not at all.