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Jordan Schlansky

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2106 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

This is how you connect with humans. No, no, no. This is how you connect with humans.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

Do you have a romantic interest? Of course I do. High romance. You ever hear of the romantics? You ever hear of the new romantics in music? The fact that you link romance with sex to me is very telling. It's very two-dimensional. Things are not always so cut and dry. I believe you and I have a very romantic relationship.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

Do you have a romantic interest? Of course I do. High romance. You ever hear of the romantics? You ever hear of the new romantics in music? The fact that you link romance with sex to me is very telling. It's very two-dimensional. Things are not always so cut and dry. I believe you and I have a very romantic relationship.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

Do you have a romantic interest? Of course I do. High romance. You ever hear of the romantics? You ever hear of the new romantics in music? The fact that you link romance with sex to me is very telling. It's very two-dimensional. Things are not always so cut and dry. I believe you and I have a very romantic relationship.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

She would laugh.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

She would laugh.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

She would laugh.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

That's not my business. The point is... The point is... Absolutely, we have a romantic relationship. You like to pretend these things away. You find yourself in this situation. I know you didn't plan it this way. I do not have romantic moments with you. I know you didn't plan it this way. Whether or not you acknowledge it doesn't discount the fact that it exists. Okay?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

That's not my business. The point is... The point is... Absolutely, we have a romantic relationship. You like to pretend these things away. You find yourself in this situation. I know you didn't plan it this way. I do not have romantic moments with you. I know you didn't plan it this way. Whether or not you acknowledge it doesn't discount the fact that it exists. Okay?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

That's not my business. The point is... The point is... Absolutely, we have a romantic relationship. You like to pretend these things away. You find yourself in this situation. I know you didn't plan it this way. I do not have romantic moments with you. I know you didn't plan it this way. Whether or not you acknowledge it doesn't discount the fact that it exists. Okay?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

We drive through the Loire Valley. We drive through Burgundy and we have local Burgundy wines. And then we drive into Switzerland through the Alps and we eat raclette and fondue. What's raclette? Raclette is a type of cheese that melts over a fire and you eat it. How do you get it out of the fire? Please, you're in the Swiss Alps. You're sitting in front of a fireplace.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

We drive through the Loire Valley. We drive through Burgundy and we have local Burgundy wines. And then we drive into Switzerland through the Alps and we eat raclette and fondue. What's raclette? Raclette is a type of cheese that melts over a fire and you eat it. How do you get it out of the fire? Please, you're in the Swiss Alps. You're sitting in front of a fireplace.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

We drive through the Loire Valley. We drive through Burgundy and we have local Burgundy wines. And then we drive into Switzerland through the Alps and we eat raclette and fondue. What's raclette? Raclette is a type of cheese that melts over a fire and you eat it. How do you get it out of the fire? Please, you're in the Swiss Alps. You're sitting in front of a fireplace.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

High romance, high romance, driving through the mountains. And then you drive into northern Italy across the Dolomites. And maybe you end up in a town like Venice and you may think, oh, we've done Italy. Well, we did Tuscany and Lazio and you mean yeah, Venetia. And it's kind of kind of got a flavor. It's all all of its own. And I've done this trip multiple times off and alone.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

High romance, high romance, driving through the mountains. And then you drive into northern Italy across the Dolomites. And maybe you end up in a town like Venice and you may think, oh, we've done Italy. Well, we did Tuscany and Lazio and you mean yeah, Venetia. And it's kind of kind of got a flavor. It's all all of its own. And I've done this trip multiple times off and alone.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

High romance, high romance, driving through the mountains. And then you drive into northern Italy across the Dolomites. And maybe you end up in a town like Venice and you may think, oh, we've done Italy. Well, we did Tuscany and Lazio and you mean yeah, Venetia. And it's kind of kind of got a flavor. It's all all of its own. And I've done this trip multiple times off and alone.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

I would love to share that experience with you. Why are you always alone? Think of us galloping through the Alps. Galloping? Yeah, galloping through the Alps. Not on a horse, but on some kind of motorized vehicle, perhaps.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

I would love to share that experience with you. Why are you always alone? Think of us galloping through the Alps. Galloping? Yeah, galloping through the Alps. Not on a horse, but on some kind of motorized vehicle, perhaps.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

I would love to share that experience with you. Why are you always alone? Think of us galloping through the Alps. Galloping? Yeah, galloping through the Alps. Not on a horse, but on some kind of motorized vehicle, perhaps.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Travel Memories

I'm sorry, I misspoke. But just picture us just running. Remember the sound of music?