Jordan Schlansky

I'm proposing. I'm making a proposition.

I'm proposing. I'm making a proposition.

I'm proposing. I'm making a proposition.

You said you wanted to curl up with him in front of a fire. I would like to curl up with you in front of a fire. We're not intertwined. I'm not against it.

You said you wanted to curl up with him in front of a fire. I would like to curl up with you in front of a fire. We're not intertwined. I'm not against it.

You said you wanted to curl up with him in front of a fire. I would like to curl up with you in front of a fire. We're not intertwined. I'm not against it.

Let me envision this. Let me envision this, okay? Yeah, paint a picture. All right, so there's a fire. Where am I? There's a fire. There's a fireplace. We're on the floor. There's a rug. There's some melted cheese on the log. Yeah. There is. There's an oval rug. Why is it oval? Because it'll fit both of us. It's an oval rug.

Let me envision this. Let me envision this, okay? Yeah, paint a picture. All right, so there's a fire. Where am I? There's a fire. There's a fireplace. We're on the floor. There's a rug. There's some melted cheese on the log. Yeah. There is. There's an oval rug. Why is it oval? Because it'll fit both of us. It's an oval rug.

Let me envision this. Let me envision this, okay? Yeah, paint a picture. All right, so there's a fire. Where am I? There's a fire. There's a fireplace. We're on the floor. There's a rug. There's some melted cheese on the log. Yeah. There is. There's an oval rug. Why is it oval? Because it'll fit both of us. It's an oval rug.

Yeah, we're going to be down on the floor and you're on the left side of the oval rug and I'm on the right side of the oval rug. I want the right. I want the right. Okay, fine. We're wearing flannel pajamas and we've got a fondue pot and we're roasting our bread. What are we drinking? Maybe apples. Oh, I'm glad you asked. You know, Switzerland has some great wines. They're very expensive.

Yeah, we're going to be down on the floor and you're on the left side of the oval rug and I'm on the right side of the oval rug. I want the right. I want the right. Okay, fine. We're wearing flannel pajamas and we've got a fondue pot and we're roasting our bread. What are we drinking? Maybe apples. Oh, I'm glad you asked. You know, Switzerland has some great wines. They're very expensive.

Yeah, we're going to be down on the floor and you're on the left side of the oval rug and I'm on the right side of the oval rug. I want the right. I want the right. Okay, fine. We're wearing flannel pajamas and we've got a fondue pot and we're roasting our bread. What are we drinking? Maybe apples. Oh, I'm glad you asked. You know, Switzerland has some great wines. They're very expensive.

In fact, many Swiss will buy like Italian wines because

In fact, many Swiss will buy like Italian wines because

In fact, many Swiss will buy like Italian wines because

You're like concentrating on the wrong things. Our bodily positions are not necessarily important. What's important here?

You're like concentrating on the wrong things. Our bodily positions are not necessarily important. What's important here?

You're like concentrating on the wrong things. Our bodily positions are not necessarily important. What's important here?

Like spooning. Well, not necessarily. Possibly.

Like spooning. Well, not necessarily. Possibly.