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Jordan Schlansky

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2106 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

I think there's a conflation with the idea of fandom. So most people are fans and they feel like they need to meet the person. They need to hang out with the person. I'm a huge fan of Rush, but I don't feel the need to hang out or even meet him. Guess what?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

Right. Based on this presentation, based on what he was given, I would not want to meet me either. So you understand. What I'm saying is he's seeing a very limited side of me. No, no, no. He's not seeing a limited side of you. That is you. No, he is seeing what was just presented to him. What was just presented to him is you.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

Right. Based on this presentation, based on what he was given, I would not want to meet me either. So you understand. What I'm saying is he's seeing a very limited side of me. No, no, no. He's not seeing a limited side of you. That is you. No, he is seeing what was just presented to him. What was just presented to him is you.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

Right. Based on this presentation, based on what he was given, I would not want to meet me either. So you understand. What I'm saying is he's seeing a very limited side of me. No, no, no. He's not seeing a limited side of you. That is you. No, he is seeing what was just presented to him. What was just presented to him is you.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

There are many sides to me. And I think he would appreciate some of that. First of all, I don't care if he would appreciate them because I have no interest in bonding with him. Nevertheless. That's so rude.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

There are many sides to me. And I think he would appreciate some of that. First of all, I don't care if he would appreciate them because I have no interest in bonding with him. Nevertheless. That's so rude.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

There are many sides to me. And I think he would appreciate some of that. First of all, I don't care if he would appreciate them because I have no interest in bonding with him. Nevertheless. That's so rude.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

My birthday passed two months ago. I was being polite. Now listen to me.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

My birthday passed two months ago. I was being polite. Now listen to me.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

My birthday passed two months ago. I was being polite. Now listen to me.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

What fool in this room told Geddy Lee that my birthday was right now and I have to play along like a jackass because I'm not going to be the asshole that tells him, no, you're wrong. That's going nowhere. Well, you did tell him. You did tell him it passed. Well, I was polite. You told him it passed. That's the best I can do. I'm not going to flat out.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

What fool in this room told Geddy Lee that my birthday was right now and I have to play along like a jackass because I'm not going to be the asshole that tells him, no, you're wrong. That's going nowhere. Well, you did tell him. You did tell him it passed. Well, I was polite. You told him it passed. That's the best I can do. I'm not going to flat out.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

What fool in this room told Geddy Lee that my birthday was right now and I have to play along like a jackass because I'm not going to be the asshole that tells him, no, you're wrong. That's going nowhere. Well, you did tell him. You did tell him it passed. Well, I was polite. You told him it passed. That's the best I can do. I'm not going to flat out.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

So what?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

So what?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

So what?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

He came within a sixth.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

He came within a sixth.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

He came within a sixth.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Geddy Lee

What I'm saying is the man likes wine. OK, he has a preference for French wine. My I have a preference for Italian wine. Nevertheless, there are things that we could connect on. Should either of us want to? I don't want to. I don't want to. No, stop saying that. No offense to them. And I enjoy listening to his music and I enjoy listening to him speak.