Jordan Schlansky

I am a content man.

I am a content man.

I am a content man.

Yeah, I apparently am a radio host on Sirius XM.

Yeah, I apparently am a radio host on Sirius XM.

Yeah, I apparently am a radio host on Sirius XM.

For anyone wondering what it's like to be a radio host, I'll tell you what it's like. There's no change to my life. There are no perks. I'm not even convinced we have a radio show. I've seen clips of it on YouTube. I don't have there's no mug in front of me with the Conan O'Brien show logo that has two meatballs that look like the orange chicken at Panda Express.

For anyone wondering what it's like to be a radio host, I'll tell you what it's like. There's no change to my life. There are no perks. I'm not even convinced we have a radio show. I've seen clips of it on YouTube. I don't have there's no mug in front of me with the Conan O'Brien show logo that has two meatballs that look like the orange chicken at Panda Express.

For anyone wondering what it's like to be a radio host, I'll tell you what it's like. There's no change to my life. There are no perks. I'm not even convinced we have a radio show. I've seen clips of it on YouTube. I don't have there's no mug in front of me with the Conan O'Brien show logo that has two meatballs that look like the orange chicken at Panda Express.

I don't feel you tell me we have a radio show and you think I'd feel some level of accomplishment to be a radio host. A goal that I never set for myself, but somehow found me. And I just have a normal life. I don't get free things. I don't get special privileges at restaurants. Just for anyone wondering, maybe you aspire to be a radio hosting. You think your life will change.

I don't feel you tell me we have a radio show and you think I'd feel some level of accomplishment to be a radio host. A goal that I never set for myself, but somehow found me. And I just have a normal life. I don't get free things. I don't get special privileges at restaurants. Just for anyone wondering, maybe you aspire to be a radio hosting. You think your life will change.

I don't feel you tell me we have a radio show and you think I'd feel some level of accomplishment to be a radio host. A goal that I never set for myself, but somehow found me. And I just have a normal life. I don't get free things. I don't get special privileges at restaurants. Just for anyone wondering, maybe you aspire to be a radio hosting. You think your life will change.

I'm here to tell you there is zero change.

I'm here to tell you there is zero change.

I'm here to tell you there is zero change.

I'm content. I'm passionate. I appreciate the things you've done to me. I'm self-aware. To you?

I'm content. I'm passionate. I appreciate the things you've done to me. I'm self-aware. To you?

I'm content. I'm passionate. I appreciate the things you've done to me. I'm self-aware. To you?

Done to me, for me, with me.

Done to me, for me, with me.