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Jordan Schlansky

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2106 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

You'll never see a dime from this. But in terms of content, I would like to think.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

you why is it that you wear that same shirt on every oh yes the uh the famous um practice of albert einstein uh excuse me it's einstein oh no it's einstein no he was a german i know but people just say einstein well i say einstein in the country of germany where he comes he said einstein you are not in germany right now you just say i don't need to be in germany i know how to pronounce the man's name it's einstein

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

you why is it that you wear that same shirt on every oh yes the uh the famous um practice of albert einstein uh excuse me it's einstein oh no it's einstein no he was a german i know but people just say einstein well i say einstein in the country of germany where he comes he said einstein you are not in germany right now you just say i don't need to be in germany i know how to pronounce the man's name it's einstein

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

you why is it that you wear that same shirt on every oh yes the uh the famous um practice of albert einstein uh excuse me it's einstein oh no it's einstein no he was a german i know but people just say einstein well i say einstein in the country of germany where he comes he said einstein you are not in germany right now you just say i don't need to be in germany i know how to pronounce the man's name it's einstein

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

Well, now you've heard it.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

Well, now you've heard it.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

Well, now you've heard it.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

As described by Jeff Goldblum in 1986's The Fly by David Cronenberg, Albert Einstein wore the same outfit every day so he didn't have to devote mental energy into choosing his outfit. We are weakened by every decision we make.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

As described by Jeff Goldblum in 1986's The Fly by David Cronenberg, Albert Einstein wore the same outfit every day so he didn't have to devote mental energy into choosing his outfit. We are weakened by every decision we make.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

As described by Jeff Goldblum in 1986's The Fly by David Cronenberg, Albert Einstein wore the same outfit every day so he didn't have to devote mental energy into choosing his outfit. We are weakened by every decision we make.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

I want to avoid the up cut. Nobody wants the up cut. Everybody wants that solid first note. I'm fine with the St. Elmo's Fire that came out, right? You don't know what you're fine with. You take what you're given. You subscribe to compressed music services. I like uncompressed high dynamic range music.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

I want to avoid the up cut. Nobody wants the up cut. Everybody wants that solid first note. I'm fine with the St. Elmo's Fire that came out, right? You don't know what you're fine with. You take what you're given. You subscribe to compressed music services. I like uncompressed high dynamic range music.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

I want to avoid the up cut. Nobody wants the up cut. Everybody wants that solid first note. I'm fine with the St. Elmo's Fire that came out, right? You don't know what you're fine with. You take what you're given. You subscribe to compressed music services. I like uncompressed high dynamic range music.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

What part would you like? Just go. Growing up. Well, you know what?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

What part would you like? Just go. Growing up. Well, you know what?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

What part would you like? Just go. Growing up. Well, you know what?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

I could see a new horizon underneath a blazing sky. I'll be where the eagles are flying higher and higher. You're under arrest. Yeah.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

I could see a new horizon underneath a blazing sky. I'll be where the eagles are flying higher and higher. You're under arrest. Yeah.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

I could see a new horizon underneath a blazing sky. I'll be where the eagles are flying higher and higher. You're under arrest. Yeah.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

You know Charles in charge.