Jordan Schlansky

You don't like dogs? I'm not responsible for the U.S. financial system and the business model that exists where if you work, you get paid for that work. I didn't invent that, but nevertheless, that's where we are. Your eyes are crazy again. I'm just going through life in this society like everyone else.

You don't like dogs? I'm not responsible for the U.S. financial system and the business model that exists where if you work, you get paid for that work. I didn't invent that, but nevertheless, that's where we are. Your eyes are crazy again. I'm just going through life in this society like everyone else.

These are my human expressions. I did not craft this. I didn't ask for this body. I was given this musculature.

These are my human expressions. I did not craft this. I didn't ask for this body. I was given this musculature.

These are my human expressions. I did not craft this. I didn't ask for this body. I was given this musculature.

I was given this facial structure, and that's the way my facial structure reacts to any number of stimuli. But you could work on it.

I was given this facial structure, and that's the way my facial structure reacts to any number of stimuli. But you could work on it.

I was given this facial structure, and that's the way my facial structure reacts to any number of stimuli. But you could work on it.

No, I have not worked on trying to have a regular smile.

No, I have not worked on trying to have a regular smile.

No, I have not worked on trying to have a regular smile.

So what's your specific complaint right now? What's your grievance? That my smile is aesthetically displeasing?

So what's your specific complaint right now? What's your grievance? That my smile is aesthetically displeasing?

So what's your specific complaint right now? What's your grievance? That my smile is aesthetically displeasing?

That will make you more comfortable for me to have a different smile. I guess I could consider it.

That will make you more comfortable for me to have a different smile. I guess I could consider it.

That will make you more comfortable for me to have a different smile. I guess I could consider it.

Oh, yes. Well, you know, this is a complex question.

Oh, yes. Well, you know, this is a complex question.

Oh, yes. Well, you know, this is a complex question.