Jorma Taccone

And I guess in defense of the show and the way I usually get pretty crabby, this is a family vacation that you took. I can't believe you're giving me grief for talking about a family trip. The next thing, if you were like, come on, man, you got to have some memories of SNL from 04. No, that ain't happening. So anyway, flight home. First of all, flight there, flight home. Alexi's such a hero.

She really believes, and it was a five-hour flight. She really believes the kids can do activities the whole flight. She gets them modeling clay. She gets some sticker books. She gets some mazes. She gets, there's three different kinds of crayons. It's incredible what she does. With that said, kids just burn through that shit. Yeah. I mean, the kids wanted the clay out before we took off.

She really believes, and it was a five-hour flight. She really believes the kids can do activities the whole flight. She gets them modeling clay. She gets some sticker books. She gets some mazes. She gets, there's three different kinds of crayons. It's incredible what she does. With that said, kids just burn through that shit. Yeah. I mean, the kids wanted the clay out before we took off.

She really believes, and it was a five-hour flight. She really believes the kids can do activities the whole flight. She gets them modeling clay. She gets some sticker books. She gets some mazes. She gets, there's three different kinds of crayons. It's incredible what she does. With that said, kids just burn through that shit. Yeah. I mean, the kids wanted the clay out before we took off.

And, you know, again, we're leaving from a New York airport. We were like 15th in line to take off. By the time we're in the air, the modeling clay has dried. It's like rock hard. Yeah. So eventually, about two hours in, we allow them to switch over to watching movies. Uh-huh. And they get very excited. Sure. About watching a movie on the back of a seat on a plane, right?

And, you know, again, we're leaving from a New York airport. We were like 15th in line to take off. By the time we're in the air, the modeling clay has dried. It's like rock hard. Yeah. So eventually, about two hours in, we allow them to switch over to watching movies. Uh-huh. And they get very excited. Sure. About watching a movie on the back of a seat on a plane, right?

And, you know, again, we're leaving from a New York airport. We were like 15th in line to take off. By the time we're in the air, the modeling clay has dried. It's like rock hard. Yeah. So eventually, about two hours in, we allow them to switch over to watching movies. Uh-huh. And they get very excited. Sure. About watching a movie on the back of a seat on a plane, right?

They all have their own headphones. Okay. Another thing that we're doing a lot of is we're loading up old phones of mine that are now defunct with books on tape. And so the kids are actually, the boys at least, will listen to Harry Potter and enjoy. That's great. Also, Ash... is only allowed to watch the Harry Potter movie after he has read the book. Or had it read to him, in this case. Right.

They all have their own headphones. Okay. Another thing that we're doing a lot of is we're loading up old phones of mine that are now defunct with books on tape. And so the kids are actually, the boys at least, will listen to Harry Potter and enjoy. That's great. Also, Ash... is only allowed to watch the Harry Potter movie after he has read the book. Or had it read to him, in this case. Right.

They all have their own headphones. Okay. Another thing that we're doing a lot of is we're loading up old phones of mine that are now defunct with books on tape. And so the kids are actually, the boys at least, will listen to Harry Potter and enjoy. That's great. Also, Ash... is only allowed to watch the Harry Potter movie after he has read the book. Or had it read to him, in this case. Right.

Yeah, I was going to throw some quotes around, read the book. Yeah. I saw in your eyes some quotes were coming, so I thought I'd... I jump in front of that one. Flight home, Posh. Here's what happens on the flight home. I got Addy on one side of me. I got Ash on the other. Dude in front of me. It's like a three and three, right? So I'm looking sort of kitty corner.

Yeah, I was going to throw some quotes around, read the book. Yeah. I saw in your eyes some quotes were coming, so I thought I'd... I jump in front of that one. Flight home, Posh. Here's what happens on the flight home. I got Addy on one side of me. I got Ash on the other. Dude in front of me. It's like a three and three, right? So I'm looking sort of kitty corner.

Yeah, I was going to throw some quotes around, read the book. Yeah. I saw in your eyes some quotes were coming, so I thought I'd... I jump in front of that one. Flight home, Posh. Here's what happens on the flight home. I got Addy on one side of me. I got Ash on the other. Dude in front of me. It's like a three and three, right? So I'm looking sort of kitty corner.

Guy who's technically in front of Ash. You know what he's watching in the back of his seat? I don't even know why I'm making you guess. Raiders of the Lost Ark. Ooh. Now, I'm watching it, again, not the right way to watch Raiders. One seat up with the sound off is not the way to watch Raiders, but it's so good. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to watch Raiders.

Guy who's technically in front of Ash. You know what he's watching in the back of his seat? I don't even know why I'm making you guess. Raiders of the Lost Ark. Ooh. Now, I'm watching it, again, not the right way to watch Raiders. One seat up with the sound off is not the way to watch Raiders, but it's so good. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to watch Raiders.

Guy who's technically in front of Ash. You know what he's watching in the back of his seat? I don't even know why I'm making you guess. Raiders of the Lost Ark. Ooh. Now, I'm watching it, again, not the right way to watch Raiders. One seat up with the sound off is not the way to watch Raiders, but it's so good. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to watch Raiders.

Because Ash is watching something, and Addie's sort of just looking at the map. She's too young. She doesn't know that that's not a movie, so she's just looking at it. She must love that part in Raiders where it's just the map. Oh, right. You're right. There's a lot of that in Raiders. Yeah. And I watched Raiders of the Lost Ark on the plane in Man O' Man. That movie holds up. It's so good.

Because Ash is watching something, and Addie's sort of just looking at the map. She's too young. She doesn't know that that's not a movie, so she's just looking at it. She must love that part in Raiders where it's just the map. Oh, right. You're right. There's a lot of that in Raiders. Yeah. And I watched Raiders of the Lost Ark on the plane in Man O' Man. That movie holds up. It's so good.

Because Ash is watching something, and Addie's sort of just looking at the map. She's too young. She doesn't know that that's not a movie, so she's just looking at it. She must love that part in Raiders where it's just the map. Oh, right. You're right. There's a lot of that in Raiders. Yeah. And I watched Raiders of the Lost Ark on the plane in Man O' Man. That movie holds up. It's so good.

So good. It's so good. But then a few times, you know, there's some gnarly moments in Raiders. And I look over and Ash, who again is watching his own movie, is just eyes locked in on Raiders. Just locked in on maybe some of the gnarliest moments of Raiders. And you know what? I made a decision to just look at him and give him a nod like, yeah. Yeah. This is in your future, bud. Yeah.