Jorma Taccone

I mean, trust me. How many Lego sets did he get? I think part of the problem is everyone feels like, oh, we need to buy him something. Yeah, we're backlogged. That kid doesn't need anything. By the way, did our uncles get us presents? Uncle Kurt would show up with stuff. In my head right now, I know what Uncle Kurt showed up with for our birthdays. Scratch tickets?

Like 10 scratch tickets he got from the liquor store he worked at. Yeah. Maybe a thing of pretzels. I mean, it's all pretty good. Yeah, as I think about it. It's all pretty exciting. It's also probably better than a box of Legos for mom and dad because everything was immediately garbage. It didn't just like build up. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's the move. Scratchers. Yeah.

Like 10 scratch tickets he got from the liquor store he worked at. Yeah. Maybe a thing of pretzels. I mean, it's all pretty good. Yeah, as I think about it. It's all pretty exciting. It's also probably better than a box of Legos for mom and dad because everything was immediately garbage. It didn't just like build up. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's the move. Scratchers. Yeah.

Like 10 scratch tickets he got from the liquor store he worked at. Yeah. Maybe a thing of pretzels. I mean, it's all pretty good. Yeah, as I think about it. It's all pretty exciting. It's also probably better than a box of Legos for mom and dad because everything was immediately garbage. It didn't just like build up. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's the move. Scratchers. Yeah.

Mackenzie and I really like the snails. Oh, that's good. I was wondering if... Well, the very fact that you called it a population instead of an infestation was pro-snail. No, it's just like there's just like a couple come out when it rains. Okay, gotcha. And there's like these little drains.

Mackenzie and I really like the snails. Oh, that's good. I was wondering if... Well, the very fact that you called it a population instead of an infestation was pro-snail. No, it's just like there's just like a couple come out when it rains. Okay, gotcha. And there's like these little drains.

Mackenzie and I really like the snails. Oh, that's good. I was wondering if... Well, the very fact that you called it a population instead of an infestation was pro-snail. No, it's just like there's just like a couple come out when it rains. Okay, gotcha. And there's like these little drains.

But the whole procedure took a long time. I was going to say, I think the difference between me having three kids and you having none is I wouldn't have gone and checked on the fucking snail. Yeah. But I walked by the snail. When I'd taken the dogs outside, I walked by the snail.

But the whole procedure took a long time. I was going to say, I think the difference between me having three kids and you having none is I wouldn't have gone and checked on the fucking snail. Yeah. But I walked by the snail. When I'd taken the dogs outside, I walked by the snail.

But the whole procedure took a long time. I was going to say, I think the difference between me having three kids and you having none is I wouldn't have gone and checked on the fucking snail. Yeah. But I walked by the snail. When I'd taken the dogs outside, I walked by the snail.

And I'll just bring a book out there now, and I have to wait for the snail to climb up on this. Now, wait a second. If it happened again, isn't there a chance the snail's like, oh, finally made it back? He's Louise. I think it's got to be a different snail because I walked that first snail a long way away from where he ended up. Interesting. Okay. Yeah. So multiple, this is happening to multiple.

And I'll just bring a book out there now, and I have to wait for the snail to climb up on this. Now, wait a second. If it happened again, isn't there a chance the snail's like, oh, finally made it back? He's Louise. I think it's got to be a different snail because I walked that first snail a long way away from where he ended up. Interesting. Okay. Yeah. So multiple, this is happening to multiple.

And I'll just bring a book out there now, and I have to wait for the snail to climb up on this. Now, wait a second. If it happened again, isn't there a chance the snail's like, oh, finally made it back? He's Louise. I think it's got to be a different snail because I walked that first snail a long way away from where he ended up. Interesting. Okay. Yeah. So multiple, this is happening to multiple.

Well, I do think, I don't know if we should just keep doing updates on this podcast about that or start a second one.

Well, I do think, I don't know if we should just keep doing updates on this podcast about that or start a second one.

Well, I do think, I don't know if we should just keep doing updates on this podcast about that or start a second one.

with just the snail the snail cast you're a good man and I know snails can be invasive and they're not they're not always you know people aren't always psyched to see snails showing up but I am I mean I think look there's you know some people aren't psyched and some people are like you and Mackenzie totally insane Honey, come outside. The snails are back. The snails.

with just the snail the snail cast you're a good man and I know snails can be invasive and they're not they're not always you know people aren't always psyched to see snails showing up but I am I mean I think look there's you know some people aren't psyched and some people are like you and Mackenzie totally insane Honey, come outside. The snails are back. The snails.

with just the snail the snail cast you're a good man and I know snails can be invasive and they're not they're not always you know people aren't always psyched to see snails showing up but I am I mean I think look there's you know some people aren't psyched and some people are like you and Mackenzie totally insane Honey, come outside. The snails are back. The snails.

All right. Well, for those of you who are still with us. We have our friend Jorma Tacone is joining us, and it's a lovely conversation. He has an incredible, his upbringing is fantastic, and a really good story coming your way. But first, Jeff Tweedy.