Jose Balano
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They should have a scale in the customs section of every American airport so you can weigh yourself when you arrive and then when you leave and you know exactly how much you gained during your American experience.
You're trying to weigh your bags?
I'm like, no, no, no, sir.
Those are for the people.
Get off the scale, please.
Oh, 50-pound gainer.
And then there's that applause, and you get, like, a special sash.
And some Frio Zempik on your ride home.
What you doing at the World Cup?
This is the most depressing World Cup FIFA event I've ever been to.
Well, my questions were for someone really excited about it, but no, you're...
No, this is dog s**t. I've been to other countries and I've been to other sporting events and whatever and just a random game in Spain is ten times more exciting than this down here.
I mean, just the fans.
There's no diehards down here.