Joseph Paul Alampi

I was a security guard. I was a personal trainer, a Tai Chi instructor. I think Red Band would benefit from me, if you want to know. How? Personal trainer? Is that what you're implying? No, Moo Moo. I would love to train Red Band and help them out. Okay. Whatever. Jesus, Joseph. God damn.

Well, you don't want to hear how I got electrocuted?

Well, you don't want to hear how I got electrocuted?

Well, you don't want to hear how I got electrocuted?

So I used... So I used to play outside of a deli. And they didn't ground the ice box, the ice machine. So I put my hand on the one pole and the other pole. That's it. And then I did it again. That's the story of you getting electrocuted. This is the hardest. Yeah, go ahead. Fucking fuck me.

So I used... So I used to play outside of a deli. And they didn't ground the ice box, the ice machine. So I put my hand on the one pole and the other pole. That's it. And then I did it again. That's the story of you getting electrocuted. This is the hardest. Yeah, go ahead. Fucking fuck me.

So I used... So I used to play outside of a deli. And they didn't ground the ice box, the ice machine. So I put my hand on the one pole and the other pole. That's it. And then I did it again. That's the story of you getting electrocuted. This is the hardest. Yeah, go ahead. Fucking fuck me.

What about your big fucking blowjob lips? Did they ever make fun of your big blowjob lips? You have beautiful emerald eyes.

What about your big fucking blowjob lips? Did they ever make fun of your big blowjob lips? You have beautiful emerald eyes.

What about your big fucking blowjob lips? Did they ever make fun of your big blowjob lips? You have beautiful emerald eyes.

No, I said emerald eyes. I was going to do it as Mary, but you don't want to. Okay, shut the fuck up.

No, I said emerald eyes. I was going to do it as Mary, but you don't want to. Okay, shut the fuck up.

No, I said emerald eyes. I was going to do it as Mary, but you don't want to. Okay, shut the fuck up.

If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound if nobody's there? If I say the N-word in the woods, do ninjas start to fall out of the sky? Because, you know, whatever the fuck. Nothing makes any sense with you.

If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound if nobody's there? If I say the N-word in the woods, do ninjas start to fall out of the sky? Because, you know, whatever the fuck. Nothing makes any sense with you.

If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound if nobody's there? If I say the N-word in the woods, do ninjas start to fall out of the sky? Because, you know, whatever the fuck. Nothing makes any sense with you.