Josh Brolin

Or they didn't give a fuck what I had to say.

I won't use this for anybody other than my own ego.

I won't use this for anybody other than my own ego.

I won't use this for anybody other than my own ego.

In what way? What did you mean?

In what way? What did you mean?

In what way? What did you mean?

I think I say it in one of the chapters, if you will, which we decided toward the tail end of this to put in chapters to make it followable or just stories that you could kind of note and go back to. But there's one that said I was – I can't remember exactly what it says, but it says something like I was – created in her kind of likeness to be a drinker. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think I say it in one of the chapters, if you will, which we decided toward the tail end of this to put in chapters to make it followable or just stories that you could kind of note and go back to. But there's one that said I was – I can't remember exactly what it says, but it says something like I was – created in her kind of likeness to be a drinker. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think I say it in one of the chapters, if you will, which we decided toward the tail end of this to put in chapters to make it followable or just stories that you could kind of note and go back to. But there's one that said I was – I can't remember exactly what it says, but it says something like I was – created in her kind of likeness to be a drinker. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So it was like, it was kind of like a surrogate husband, so to speak. My dad was, you know, extremely, they got married in 12 days. After seven days, I think after five, no, it was seven days, they sat down, they had a scorpion drink, one of those massive cups between them. My dad was reeling from a recent breakup, and my mom with her voice, that Texan voice,

So it was like, it was kind of like a surrogate husband, so to speak. My dad was, you know, extremely, they got married in 12 days. After seven days, I think after five, no, it was seven days, they sat down, they had a scorpion drink, one of those massive cups between them. My dad was reeling from a recent breakup, and my mom with her voice, that Texan voice,

So it was like, it was kind of like a surrogate husband, so to speak. My dad was, you know, extremely, they got married in 12 days. After seven days, I think after five, no, it was seven days, they sat down, they had a scorpion drink, one of those massive cups between them. My dad was reeling from a recent breakup, and my mom with her voice, that Texan voice,

They were, you know, drinking it up and she looked up and she goes, well, and my dad's like, yeah. And he, she goes, are we, we going to do it or what? And he was like, do what? And she said, get married. Are we going to just, are we going to do it or what? And he got so kind of, you know, perplexed and confused and nervous that he just said, yeah, I guess. And she said, okay.

They were, you know, drinking it up and she looked up and she goes, well, and my dad's like, yeah. And he, she goes, are we, we going to do it or what? And he was like, do what? And she said, get married. Are we going to just, are we going to do it or what? And he got so kind of, you know, perplexed and confused and nervous that he just said, yeah, I guess. And she said, okay.

They were, you know, drinking it up and she looked up and she goes, well, and my dad's like, yeah. And he, she goes, are we, we going to do it or what? And he was like, do what? And she said, get married. Are we going to just, are we going to do it or what? And he got so kind of, you know, perplexed and confused and nervous that he just said, yeah, I guess. And she said, okay.

And she started planning it at that moment. Wow. And five days later they were married.

And she started planning it at that moment. Wow. And five days later they were married.

And she started planning it at that moment. Wow. And five days later they were married.

And you're like, where the fuck is the celebrity?