Josh Clark

A million sneezes in the first 365 days, which is basically a sneeze a minute on average.

And, Chuck, and it's impossible to sneeze in your sleep.

You cannot sneeze in your sleep.

If you sneeze while you're sleeping, you wake up to sneeze.

Your brain just isn't functioning correctly to sneeze while you're sleeping.

So that means this girl was averaging a sneeze a minute.

Just during waking hours, but sneeze a minute over 24 hours compressed into, say, 10 or 12 hours that she was awake that day.

Or would she wake herself up sneezing?

I don't know.

If that's the case, then she had a really, really rough year because she was sneezing every minute and not getting any sleep.

Yeah.

I mean, it's disruptive no matter what.

I mean, you can't hold down a job if you're sneezing every minute.

Well, luckily she was 12, and this is after child labor laws were passed.

I'm hoping she didn't have a job.

Get out of that cigarette factory.

That's right.

She has nimble little fingers for sorting cigarettes.

Perfect.

Should we take another break?