Josh Gad

I was fucking six when I watched Nightmare on Elm Street.

The worst thing that's ever happened to me is I was in college and I took my mother to go see Unfaithful, the Diane Lane sex film. Oh, yeah. Sex tape. It's like fucking snuff film. And I sat next to my mother as like she's getting rammed by this really hot young man. And I was like, God damn, I should have just read the reviews. I gotta tell you one more moment.

The worst thing that's ever happened to me is I was in college and I took my mother to go see Unfaithful, the Diane Lane sex film. Oh, yeah. Sex tape. It's like fucking snuff film. And I sat next to my mother as like she's getting rammed by this really hot young man. And I was like, God damn, I should have just read the reviews. I gotta tell you one more moment.

The worst thing that's ever happened to me is I was in college and I took my mother to go see Unfaithful, the Diane Lane sex film. Oh, yeah. Sex tape. It's like fucking snuff film. And I sat next to my mother as like she's getting rammed by this really hot young man. And I was like, God damn, I should have just read the reviews. I gotta tell you one more moment.

Sex isn't bad. Same. We showed Ava Rain Man and I forgot that there's a scene in Rain Man. The hot one with Tom Cruise. Where like, yeah, he's just fucking away. Same with Jerry Maguire. There's a period of Tom Cruise movies. Well, he's going to sprint in every movie. He was sprinting or fucking.

Sex isn't bad. Same. We showed Ava Rain Man and I forgot that there's a scene in Rain Man. The hot one with Tom Cruise. Where like, yeah, he's just fucking away. Same with Jerry Maguire. There's a period of Tom Cruise movies. Well, he's going to sprint in every movie. He was sprinting or fucking.

Sex isn't bad. Same. We showed Ava Rain Man and I forgot that there's a scene in Rain Man. The hot one with Tom Cruise. Where like, yeah, he's just fucking away. Same with Jerry Maguire. There's a period of Tom Cruise movies. Well, he's going to sprint in every movie. He was sprinting or fucking.

God, that is so your child. That is so your fucking child.

God, that is so your child. That is so your fucking child.

God, that is so your child. That is so your fucking child.

Thanks, thanks, thanks.

Thanks, thanks, thanks.

Thanks, thanks, thanks.

Why didn't you write a blurb on the back? I was, um... It's not too late. I could just send out a flyer.

Why didn't you write a blurb on the back? I was, um... It's not too late. I could just send out a flyer.

Why didn't you write a blurb on the back? I was, um... It's not too late. I could just send out a flyer.

I did at one point, actually. Okay, that got taken off too. There were so many puns.

I did at one point, actually. Okay, that got taken off too. There were so many puns.

I did at one point, actually. Okay, that got taken off too. There were so many puns.

How does one pick? And is that you? That is truly me. What is that from? What photo is that? I did it exclusively for the book. They take photos now. You think that they like pull it off of the internet?