Josh Gideon

Are you good at it? I'm all right. I could find shoes in a couple seconds, I guess.

Is that what you're asking?

I'd recommend some sandals, I guess. I don't know.

Yeah, basically.

I take off my shoes when I enter my crib. Oh. Very good.

So I got out of the military. I did four years in the Air Force. Oh, wow. What did you do?

I painted airplanes. Wow. Painted airplanes. I worked on the F-22s, just painted gray.

Amazing. That fucking rules. That's like cool paint, isn't it? I mean... Isn't it like special paint? I mean, there's metals in there, I guess. Fuck yeah. All right. That's top secret paint, I think.

Yeah, I'm very shy. I'm very Korean, I guess you could say. Ah, that's where the Korean side comes out. All right. But yeah, I'm single. But I'm not really putting myself out there for real.

I haven't really gone on a date like that for real. I haven't even gotten a date since high school.

Doing comedy.

They're actually high-key supportive. They're what? They're high-key supportive. They're supportive. High-key? High-key.

Have y'all ever broke y'all straw while trying to open it? and it ruins your drinking experience? Do you think babies feel the same way when sipping on pierced nipples? Is that the? Because they got to take the piercing out, right? And when they do, you think it comes out in three like a Bellagio fountain? Is that the logistics? I don't know. A little bit by myself, I am half Haitian.

And y'all heard what Trump said, how we eat pets. I'm also half Korean. So I guess you could say I really got that dog in me. Who knew a Haitian dad and a Korean mom would make a beige Hawaiian punch guy? I'm over here looking like Crouching Tiger hit a nigga. Fuck it.

It's probably three years in May.

I started out in Newport News, Virginia, and just moved out to San Antonio in October.

I work at Foot Locker now.