Josh Welch

Right in front of them. It seems like I was carrying several bags or one or two bags. You know how you get like a strap that's intertwined with your fingers, right? And I'm holding my iPhone. And it was such that I couldn't maneuver to where I could press the button or press the device and the time would pop up. So that's why I continued to ask.

But I did realize the absurdity of asking when, in fact, I was holding an iPhone.

But I did realize the absurdity of asking when, in fact, I was holding an iPhone.

But I did realize the absurdity of asking when, in fact, I was holding an iPhone.

Yeah. But I just wanted to qualify it as there were some handicaps that were preventing me from completely just taking that extra step and punching the face of the iPhone just to get it to light up. Like there was something that caused me not to be able to do that.

Yeah. But I just wanted to qualify it as there were some handicaps that were preventing me from completely just taking that extra step and punching the face of the iPhone just to get it to light up. Like there was something that caused me not to be able to do that.

Yeah. But I just wanted to qualify it as there were some handicaps that were preventing me from completely just taking that extra step and punching the face of the iPhone just to get it to light up. Like there was something that caused me not to be able to do that.

It's kind of a broad umbrella, but I think I'm getting to the point where I've had it with society celebrating children so much, just in a general sense. Like everything is a celebration. Every child is going to be an exceptional athlete. They're going to train when they're in fourth and fifth and sixth grade. They're going to the NBA. They're going to play professional football.

It's kind of a broad umbrella, but I think I'm getting to the point where I've had it with society celebrating children so much, just in a general sense. Like everything is a celebration. Every child is going to be an exceptional athlete. They're going to train when they're in fourth and fifth and sixth grade. They're going to the NBA. They're going to play professional football.

It's kind of a broad umbrella, but I think I'm getting to the point where I've had it with society celebrating children so much, just in a general sense. Like everything is a celebration. Every child is going to be an exceptional athlete. They're going to train when they're in fourth and fifth and sixth grade. They're going to the NBA. They're going to play professional football.

If you go to an award banquet, there's 87 awards given to assure that everybody gets one. I think just the celebration of children is makes me want to not celebrate children.

If you go to an award banquet, there's 87 awards given to assure that everybody gets one. I think just the celebration of children is makes me want to not celebrate children.

If you go to an award banquet, there's 87 awards given to assure that everybody gets one. I think just the celebration of children is makes me want to not celebrate children.

I think so. And the reality of it is that if you're lucky... you're just a normal kid. You're not exceptional. You're not killing it. You're not getting A pluses all the time. You're not scoring 30 points in a basketball game. You're just a normal child and that needs to be okay. Even being a subpar child at times is sort of being a good thing.

I think so. And the reality of it is that if you're lucky... you're just a normal kid. You're not exceptional. You're not killing it. You're not getting A pluses all the time. You're not scoring 30 points in a basketball game. You're just a normal child and that needs to be okay. Even being a subpar child at times is sort of being a good thing.

I think so. And the reality of it is that if you're lucky... you're just a normal kid. You're not exceptional. You're not killing it. You're not getting A pluses all the time. You're not scoring 30 points in a basketball game. You're just a normal child and that needs to be okay. Even being a subpar child at times is sort of being a good thing.

But when you elevate it to where we at all times have to applaud the

But when you elevate it to where we at all times have to applaud the

But when you elevate it to where we at all times have to applaud the

and cheer and talk about how great this is and how great that is and in reality it's not you're just an average kid at times you're a little below average and that's okay you don't have to be exceptional everybody doesn't need an award you don't need another certificate that you're going to trash the moment that you get home we don't need all that doesn't it