Josh

Like, at one point, we're making out, and he literally paused to say something.

You know, physical chemistry is just the result of electrical signals in the brain.

And I'm like, why?

Why are you interrupting us making out to tell me about this?

Like, read the room, dude.

He thought it was endearing.

OK, well, then he explained to me the rules of softball to me, me.

I've played for 10 years and I'm literally our team shortstop.

I'm sorry, but, like, there's no excuse for this.

He told me why the glove is shaped the way it is, like I'm a frickin' toddler.

Really?

He's hot, like, like, ridiculously hot, like, extremely frickin' hot.

That's why I was, like, you know, kind of into him at first.

But, and I tried to ignore it because he is really good looking, but it's, like, once I spent time with him and everything was just mansplain this, mansplain that, I was just, I couldn't.

Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Taryn?

Taryn, that's Josh.

He's actually on the phone and wants to talk to you.

Oh, my God.

So because I know things and I wanted to share them with you, that's why you're ghosting me because I explain stuff?