Joshua Fox

Right, before we get to Gia Scott and the sassy best mate, bridesmaid, is that what we call a male bridesmaid?

I don't know.

I've got to start with Mel who married Luke the farmer because I am baffled by her backstory.

Like, am I out the loop and no longer cool by having no idea what the hell that means?

Like, is this how people now approach dating?

Is it a straight person thing?

And it was guys just stand across it.

Like, first, remember when people used to be like, suddenly, oh, what's your star sign?

I want to see if we're aligned, if we're compatible.

And then it was like, after that, oh, what's your love language?

And then you go on a date, like, times after that, and it's like, oh, excuse me, what's your attachment style?

And now, what, are we dating in colours?

The pink lady wants a blue man, and I was just watching it like, what is she on about?

And then I kind of figured out, is it, like, the pink's the traditional girly girl and the blue's the manly man?

Like...

And then she said something like, and together we can make purple.

Also pink male wants in a blue man.

Yeah, she's come on a show filled with red flags.

We've just watched Gia getting ready for her wedding.

The chaos has already started and she's not even got her hair and makeup done.