Joshua Fox

Young love.

So Danny, you know, as a rich and successful businessman, he was left raging by my suggestion there that he'd somehow cheaped out and bought Beck flowers with a discounted sticker on them.

And I explained how, yo, I was just commentating what I saw, which was Beck choosing that bunch herself with the sticker on.

But Danny, he would just not let this go during that night in Bondi.

And he kept bringing it up over and

and over and over.

And he explained how disrespectful it was, how wrong I was, how I'd wronged him as a man.

How dare I say that?

How dare I suggest that?

And as I kept saying, like, it's not that deep, mate.

Sorry.

Like, you know, there was nothing more to it.

I was just trying to be funny.

We did eventually shake hands.

And as we did, I remember just thinking, are straight men's egos really this fragile?

Before I carry on, let's just do a little recap of what's happened so far during this Monday Night Out.

So I've arrived and the entire group has started turning on each other and accusing each other of like, you know, who's the leak?

Who's told Josh?

And then we've got Chris telling everyone he's flying home tomorrow and doesn't give a fuck, but...

Brooke's telling everyone he's only doing that because he wants to leave her before she can leave him.