JT

Please don't let me have another season on Southern Charm of looking completely undesirable. It's been like four in a row. Of course!

Yeah, I went home and I got on my couch. Thank God for little Craig. It felt like someone had gutted me. Gutted me, Dad. You know, if I look this unattractive again on TV, how am I going to get laid by other 20-year-olds in bars?

Yeah, I went home and I got on my couch. Thank God for little Craig. It felt like someone had gutted me. Gutted me, Dad. You know, if I look this unattractive again on TV, how am I going to get laid by other 20-year-olds in bars?

Yeah, I went home and I got on my couch. Thank God for little Craig. It felt like someone had gutted me. Gutted me, Dad. You know, if I look this unattractive again on TV, how am I going to get laid by other 20-year-olds in bars?

I'm going to have a private eye follow her around and find out. Does this guy get free dockers wherever he goes?

I'm going to have a private eye follow her around and find out. Does this guy get free dockers wherever he goes?

I'm going to have a private eye follow her around and find out. Does this guy get free dockers wherever he goes?

I thought we were going to go to the Bahamas, you know, and visit everybody.

I thought we were going to go to the Bahamas, you know, and visit everybody.

I thought we were going to go to the Bahamas, you know, and visit everybody.

Previously, my alpha husband has a kidney, has a tumor, has a beta tumor on his kidney, so that's fucking bullshit.

Previously, my alpha husband has a kidney, has a tumor, has a beta tumor on his kidney, so that's fucking bullshit.

Previously, my alpha husband has a kidney, has a tumor, has a beta tumor on his kidney, so that's fucking bullshit.

Taylor also wasn't in the mood to celebrate, because she's a beta, too.

Taylor also wasn't in the mood to celebrate, because she's a beta, too.

Taylor also wasn't in the mood to celebrate, because she's a beta, too.

Because... I don't know if she's a baby yet. I think she's pretty much alpha. So that's okay. We like that. We like her, Hattie.

Because... I don't know if she's a baby yet. I think she's pretty much alpha. So that's okay. We like that. We like her, Hattie.

Because... I don't know if she's a baby yet. I think she's pretty much alpha. So that's okay. We like that. We like her, Hattie.

We know. We know. Unfortunately, that college is not NYU.