Jubal Fresh

You might want to go buy yourself a 49ers jersey.

Hey, f*** off, all right?

I didn't sell s*** like my friend did.

He's not going to the game.

I'm going to the game no matter what, all right?

And I'm not paying for any extra tickets because I already paid for the f***ing whole season, all right?

I've been looking forward to this all f***ing week.

Okay.

And I do have to let you know you'll never be allowed into the stadium ever again because we are keeping track of everybody and we do have facial recognition.

And anybody who has sold their season tickets, they are a traitor as far as we're concerned, and they will not ever be allowed back in the stadium.

When did any of this become policy?

What sort of weird dystopian future are you on about right now?

Well, we just refer that the fans of the team actually are the fans of the team if they're holding season tickets and not just trying to make money off of it.

You know?

I don't know.

Can you... I'm sure you know.

Look, f*** you.

F*** whatever bulls*** power trip you're getting off this.

I can literally hear you popping a b***h through this all the time to condescend to another human being.

Yeah, it's pretty funny.