Jubal

A bad thing?

Like, immediately bold.

what does that mean so we were we were we were laughing having drinks having fun and the next thing i know you know she she blocks my butt and like kind of grabs it and i just thought it was like whoa like we're not here here yet but then it then then after that it was like she kind of kept just

mentioning it and like talking about my butt and I was just like it just felt kind of like it just felt weird how was she talking about your butt like she's like trying to like sit down have a long discussion about it or she was just kind of like she was like oh your mushy butt like I felt it like it felt you know it felt you know like it's moving and it's nice and I want to slap it again and I was just like what like it was just

It was just bizarre.

And then, like, the next thing I know, the rest of the date's going on, and she's like, oh, hey, Mushy Butt.

And I'm like, what?

Like, what?

Like, it was weird.

Did she just keep calling you Mushy Butt over and over and over?

What a nickname.

Yeah, it was weird.

She just kept calling me Mushy Butt.

It's strange.

Weird.

Strange AF.

Okay.

All right.

Well, Mushy Butt, I'm sorry to let you know.

Leah is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you.