Jubal

I know you're calling about Leah.

And yeah, I mean, what do you guys need to know?

I mean, what are you looking for?

She told us about your date and said she really liked you.

We're just wondering if you could tell us why you've been ghosting her for about a month now.

Well, I mean, I genuinely liked Leah.

I mean, I thought she was, you know, confident, intelligent.

She had a lot of ambition to her.

But she's just, she's just, she's very bold to me.

Very bold.

Bold?

Okay.

How so?

A bad thing?

Like, immediately bold.

what does that mean so we were we were we were laughing having drinks having fun and the next thing i know you know she she blocks my butt and like kind of grabs it and i just thought it was like whoa like we're not here here yet but then it then then after that it was like she kind of kept just

mentioning it and like talking about my butt and I was just like it just felt kind of like it just felt weird how was she talking about your butt like she's like trying to like sit down have a long discussion about it or she was just kind of like she was like oh your mushy butt like I felt it like it felt you know it felt you know like it's moving and it's nice and I want to slap it again and I was just like what like it was just

It was just bizarre.

And then, like, the next thing I know, the rest of the date's going on, and she's like, oh, hey, Mushy Butt.

And I'm like, what?