Jubal

So I don't know where you're getting this mushy butt joke.

It was just weird and gross, okay?

So had she said something else, like had she grabbed your butt and been like, ooh, it feels like you could crack an acorn between there.

That is a firm booty.

It would have been more okay.

You know what?

I think so, because here's the thing.

It was like she was acting like a child about it.

It was just like, you know, here I am, this grown man on a date with a supposed grown woman, making these childish, weird jokes about it.

And it was just very weird.

It was so awkward and strange.

And look, let me tell you guys something.

I am extremely self-aware, and I know I do not have

mushy booty back here okay so let me just be clear on that and and just set the record straight leah okay well i felt a mushy booty it felt like you don't work out at all so i'm sorry for just calling it how i see it and that you don't have a sense of humor and yeah i did grow up in a trailer park and now i'm a lawyer and i make more money than you so i also think you're just delusional is what i think about you okay mushy butt okay here we go

Miss Trailer Park turned lawyer.

Here we go.

At least I'm not a grown man that's upset about someone calling them mushy butt.

Like, you're so upset about it, and you're just not fun.

I don't have a mushy booty.

I work hard on it, okay?