Jubal

You don't win the game.

on Call of Booty unless your significant other actually agrees to meet you somewhere, which they probably won't because they'll probably think you're drunk.

Right, right.

Because you're talking nonsense.

So before we do this, you have to tell us a little bit about your wife.

So you're about to call her and see if she'll leave her job right now to meet you for a booty call.

But you can't be blunt.

You can't say exactly what you want to do.

We'll give you a topic that you can reference and see if she can catch on to what you're talking about.

It's always very awkward.

But what does your wife do?

So she's a receptionist at a dentist's office.

So your wife's a receptionist at a dentist's office, which means, yeah, there's going to be people at the counter while you're on the phone.

Looking at her.

Yeah, trying to get her to leave her job this moment to meet you for a call of booty.

Okay, so we'll play a song, come back, and then John is going to attempt to call his wife, who's currently working reception at a dental office, and try to see if she'll leave work for a booty call.

But he can't say anything blunt about what he wants to do.

He can only make reference to a topic that we give him and try to see if she can decode his messages.

I'm going to give you two topics to choose from, John.

Okay?