Judd Apatow

I'm saying it like my dad would say.

And he started hugging him like he was a fan who jumped up on stage.

And big Samoan bouncer security for Green Day pulled him off and threw him down to the ground.

And the bass player from Green Day turned around.

And he and I expect him to turn around and go like, oh, oh, it's you from Third Eye Blind and tell chemo big calves to get off this dude.

And he said he just looked at me, looked down, he looked at his bouncer guy, and then he started kicking the guy.

Wait, the bass player?

The guy from Third Eye Blind?

Third Eye Blind.

Yeah.

So the guy from Green Day starts kicking the dude from Third Eye Blind.

And I was like, wow, he's really not in on this joke at all, is he?

But that's hard, you know, that's punk right there.

So the dude from Third Eye Blind, who was probably fucked up anyway, just went around, walked down the ramp, walked down by where they put all the trailers where everyone was there, and just got a bottle, and he just waited.

And I was walking off the stage when Green Day was walking off the stage, and the bass player was just walking back to Green Day's trailer, and he popped out with a big bottle, like a big wine bottle, booze bottle, and just busted it right up.

No.

I would have cried if it was full.

And then I would have been angry at the guy who busted the bottle over his head.

Yeah.

Busted it right over his fucking forehead.