Judd Apatow

sex whatever sex you're into whatever you're into i mean like i said all those to catch a predator things the guy drove from fresno to flagstaff and he just went all night you know and i'm sure the night before his you know 51 year old old lady said hey could you take the garbage out and he's like jesus christ you're my samson over here like i

I can't.

I need a couple of days.

But they can drive all night for pussy, you know.

So I've pretty much decided and I've seen it in many people in my life that when they want to do something, they're pretty good at it.

And when they don't want to do something.

Doesn't really get done.

So you will know not by what the person says, but by what the person does, whether they really want to do something.

So I'm assuming she doesn't want to do it.

It is.

It's the only truth you need to know.

And, look, whether someone says, I want to do stand-up comedy, and you talk to them two years later, and they're still telling you, I'm thinking about trying out stand-up, they're not interested.

Chris Rock was doing stand-up when he was 13.

He's interested in stand-up.

That's how you know.

When you meet the 41-year-old guy who's still thinking about doing his first open mic-er, not into stand-up, which is fine.

Don't tell the guy who knows everything what you're planning on doing when you've never done it before.

No, she would take it and she would read it.

But there's a difference between, you know, I'll listen.

I'll read the in-flight magazine if I'm stuck in a chair long enough.