Juju Gotti

I think it's just a testament to the strong people out there. Just keep going no matter what.

Is John Mulaney a sex symbol? No. 83% of the audience says no, he is not. Dang.

Is John Mulaney a sex symbol? No. 83% of the audience says no, he is not. Dang.

Our audience is predominantly awesome as well, though, so salute to them. Is a tank street legal? 62% of the audience says no, they are not.

Our audience is predominantly awesome as well, though, so salute to them. Is a tank street legal? 62% of the audience says no, they are not.

I don't think it's a coincidence either. The last time we saw Jay Leno, he was beat to shreds, and now he pull up in a tank like, yeah, try me now. Seems to be healing. Does South Florida lead America in butt implants? 95% of the audience says yes, you guys do. Dang. Would you fear getting a jaw implant? 87% of the audience says yes, they would.

I don't think it's a coincidence either. The last time we saw Jay Leno, he was beat to shreds, and now he pull up in a tank like, yeah, try me now. Seems to be healing. Does South Florida lead America in butt implants? 95% of the audience says yes, you guys do. Dang. Would you fear getting a jaw implant? 87% of the audience says yes, they would.

89% of the audience says, yes, you do. Salute to Mark Wahlberg. Was Tampa designed by someone who was drunk? Salute to my sister, Lucy. 93% of the audience says, yes. And which do you feel more safe in, a car driven by someone or a self-driving car? Oh, this is an important one. This is an important one. Let's see what we got here.

89% of the audience says, yes, you do. Salute to Mark Wahlberg. Was Tampa designed by someone who was drunk? Salute to my sister, Lucy. 93% of the audience says, yes. And which do you feel more safe in, a car driven by someone or a self-driving car? Oh, this is an important one. This is an important one. Let's see what we got here.

81% of the audience says a car driven by someone they feel safer in. And those are your polls. Juju, would or could you live in Sydney, Australia? Oh, yes. I could live in Sydney, Australia. But would you? Would I? Absolutely. Oh, they got big insects and bats down under. Yes, I would. I'd try to get out of here.

81% of the audience says a car driven by someone they feel safer in. And those are your polls. Juju, would or could you live in Sydney, Australia? Oh, yes. I could live in Sydney, Australia. But would you? Would I? Absolutely. Oh, they got big insects and bats down under. Yes, I would. I'd try to get out of here.

Right. It's been called the Hollywood of Australia in certain circles. So, yeah, I would live in Sydney. I lived outside in the real deal streets for six months of my life. So, yes, sir, Sydney, Australia, thumbs up.

Right. It's been called the Hollywood of Australia in certain circles. So, yeah, I would live in Sydney. I lived outside in the real deal streets for six months of my life. So, yes, sir, Sydney, Australia, thumbs up.

Right.

Right.

Thursday Thunder March Madness. I see you. You got to know if you don't. Last week, we took an elbow in the eye. We took a fist to the nose. We took a knee to the damn stomach. And look, out of bounds on me, coach. That was one of the worst picks ever for Thursday Thunder. I think I might have went one for four. But today, we back, daddy.

Thursday Thunder March Madness. I see you. You got to know if you don't. Last week, we took an elbow in the eye. We took a fist to the nose. We took a knee to the damn stomach. And look, out of bounds on me, coach. That was one of the worst picks ever for Thursday Thunder. I think I might have went one for four. But today, we back, daddy.

Johnny Broome, the oldest man to ever grace a NCAA basketball court. We going to go 11 rebounds for my dog. He had 11 rebounds in the first half last week. And you got to know he going to get 11 in the full game against Florida and them boys. Salute to my dog. I see you. Juju, quick question.

Johnny Broome, the oldest man to ever grace a NCAA basketball court. We going to go 11 rebounds for my dog. He had 11 rebounds in the first half last week. And you got to know he going to get 11 in the full game against Florida and them boys. Salute to my dog. I see you. Juju, quick question.

He older than Ossie Davis Jr., Jr. My dog is old, brother. I've never seen Ossie Davis young. I've never seen a young Ossie Davis. Like Morgan Freeman. Yep. Right. Second leg, I'm going with Thomas Hawk. Some people call him Thomas Hawk. I don't know. H-A-U-G-H. All I do know is my dog going to get more than one three in the game against Auburn this Friday. You feel me?