Juju Gotti

Oh, yeah, Stu Goss was making the top five annoying things list, so I made my own top five annoying things list with a couple of OLIs you feel me. All right, what kind of annoying things? What's the context? OLI, NBA games ending at 1 a.m. Eastern time. Come on, brother. I got to get up and go to work at 8 a.m. And here we are still, Shea Gillis Alexander at the free throw line.

It's like, come on, guys. Right. Another OLI. This is kind of one of a picky OLI. Someone saying you're welcome after I say thank you. You can say, no problem. You feel me? But when you say you're welcome, it feels like, ugh. Really? Yeah, just a little, I don't know. I don't know what it is. It's just me. It's my list. Make your own list if you got a problem.

It's like, come on, guys. Right. Another OLI. This is kind of one of a picky OLI. Someone saying you're welcome after I say thank you. You can say, no problem. You feel me? But when you say you're welcome, it feels like, ugh. Really? Yeah, just a little, I don't know. I don't know what it is. It's just me. It's my list. Make your own list if you got a problem.

Yeah, or if you say thank you to me, I'd be like, oh, man, no problem, man. Don't mention it. But when you say you're welcome, it just feels a little tanky. Like, oh, as a matter of fact, I don't thank you. How about that?

Yeah, or if you say thank you to me, I'd be like, oh, man, no problem, man. Don't mention it. But when you say you're welcome, it just feels a little tanky. Like, oh, as a matter of fact, I don't thank you. How about that?

Another OLA. The airport and the airport announcer microphone being too low. I'm like. Did I just get an upgrade? Was that me? I don't understand.

Another OLA. The airport and the airport announcer microphone being too low. I'm like. Did I just get an upgrade? Was that me? I don't understand.

Right. Last OLI. A little kid running around the movie theater that I just paid my hard-earned money with a rotisserie chicken.

Right. Last OLI. A little kid running around the movie theater that I just paid my hard-earned money with a rotisserie chicken.

Okay, cool. We'll get to my top five another time. Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, wait a minute.

Okay, cool. We'll get to my top five another time. Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, wait a minute.

I thought that was the top five. Those were all lies.

I thought that was the top five. Those were all lies.

Go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm very long winded today. I speed through these. Number five, when someone sends you six different text messages without just saying the one one thing, like just take a beat, take a breath. Send me one big text messages. Don't text me. Hey, don't text me. Hey, strong. Agree. Yeah. Number four.

Go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm very long winded today. I speed through these. Number five, when someone sends you six different text messages without just saying the one one thing, like just take a beat, take a breath. Send me one big text messages. Don't text me. Hey, don't text me. Hey, strong. Agree. Yeah. Number four.

When you go to squirt the ketchup and the ketchup water comes out before the ketchup. Right between the eyes. Number three, Uber drivers that won't stop asking questions.

When you go to squirt the ketchup and the ketchup water comes out before the ketchup. Right between the eyes. Number three, Uber drivers that won't stop asking questions.

Yeah. And number two, uh, rent. Yeah. Rent is like, that's correct. I just got paid. Now you want it back from me already. Can't get a foot ahead. Let's get a foot ahead. And number one, David Sampson. No matter what. Let's get to the polls. First poll. Do you really have a toothache if you're chewing bacon while complaining about said toothache? 79% of the audience says no, you do not.

Yeah. And number two, uh, rent. Yeah. Rent is like, that's correct. I just got paid. Now you want it back from me already. Can't get a foot ahead. Let's get a foot ahead. And number one, David Sampson. No matter what. Let's get to the polls. First poll. Do you really have a toothache if you're chewing bacon while complaining about said toothache? 79% of the audience says no, you do not.

It was crispy, crunchy bacon. It's not just bacon. Are you proper bleeped if your Wi-Fi doesn't work for an entire weekend? 90% of the audience says yes, they are. Dang.