Juju

Anybody with picks number one through five want Jalen Williams or Hartenstein?

Because if we can somehow sniff the band, if we can somehow get a Mara from Michigan, if we can somehow get a cuff, bro, these Thunder are positioned to play the evilest, dirtiest game in the history of free agents.

Yeah, yeah.

You know who I would pay right now, low-key?

I know this is unethical.

I know this is not how the life works, especially with knees and backs, how they go.

Alice Caruso, brother.

I don't know how much you're getting paid, but they should throw something on that because my boy.

What you think of my boy's performance so far?

For sure.

And as a brother in the headband community, we always stand with our brother Alex because headbands are necessary for some of us.

We have long, elongated slopes of foreheads, and we got to cover those puppies up.

And he's one of the best of us.

So salute to Alex Caruso.

Ah, man, that's a long book.

I don't want to go on that book.

I got so many insecurities.

I could talk to you all day.

I might need a couch.

But I'm going to stick with the Thunder for a second.