Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Well, it was a very sexy dress. So maybe that's why you felt self-conscious. Yeah. Because it's not like you're wearing pants all the time. But I told her this story and I got to say, she did not find it as funny as I do. I don't think I told you this, but recently I was on vacation and I saw a pair of culottes and I wasn't sure if I should get them or not. Right. Right.

Well, it was a very sexy dress. So maybe that's why you felt self-conscious. Yeah. Because it's not like you're wearing pants all the time. But I told her this story and I got to say, she did not find it as funny as I do. I don't think I told you this, but recently I was on vacation and I saw a pair of culottes and I wasn't sure if I should get them or not. Right. Right.

It was like, when am I going to wear culottes? I don't play golf. But they were so comfortable. And so I put them on hold and I went to go have lunch. And then one of my teeth fell out of my mouth during lunch. And I thought, oh, this is maybe not a good sign. A woman whose teeth are falling out from health should not perhaps be buying culottes.

It was like, when am I going to wear culottes? I don't play golf. But they were so comfortable. And so I put them on hold and I went to go have lunch. And then one of my teeth fell out of my mouth during lunch. And I thought, oh, this is maybe not a good sign. A woman whose teeth are falling out from health should not perhaps be buying culottes.

Why did a tooth fall out? I don't know, Mom. I cracked a molar. Who knows? But the next thing I know, I was practically coughing on it. Oh.

Why did a tooth fall out? I don't know, Mom. I cracked a molar. Who knows? But the next thing I know, I was practically coughing on it. Oh.

Yes. No, the whole thing came out. It was all... Anyway. So what was your dentist? I had to have surgery on my mouth or something, you know? I mean, it all worked out fine. And see, look... I'm opening your mouth. You can see all my teeth. I've got all my choppers.

Yes. No, the whole thing came out. It was all... Anyway. So what was your dentist? I had to have surgery on my mouth or something, you know? I mean, it all worked out fine. And see, look... I'm opening your mouth. You can see all my teeth. I've got all my choppers.

I don't have any gum disease. I've got my teeth. And I'll tell you what I don't have is a pair of culottes. That I don't have.

I don't have any gum disease. I've got my teeth. And I'll tell you what I don't have is a pair of culottes. That I don't have.

That's the thing. I'm back in love with them, too. They are really comfortable. I don't know why. It's the shorts underneath the skirt. It's like a magic combo, you know? Shorts underneath the skirt? Yes, that's what culottes are. Oh, I thought culottes were those three-quarter pants that were wide. Well, I don't know what the fuck they are. Oh, I'm talking about, maybe I'm talking about a skort.

That's the thing. I'm back in love with them, too. They are really comfortable. I don't know why. It's the shorts underneath the skirt. It's like a magic combo, you know? Shorts underneath the skirt? Yes, that's what culottes are. Oh, I thought culottes were those three-quarter pants that were wide. Well, I don't know what the fuck they are. Oh, I'm talking about, maybe I'm talking about a skort.

I guess that's, I'm being told. Well, this whole time I was talking about a skirt that has shorts attached.

I guess that's, I'm being told. Well, this whole time I was talking about a skirt that has shorts attached.

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