Julien Laurens

Do we not see him coming?

Also, how tall is he really?

Is he really like three meters tall?

So Longoria's gone.

Wait, was this because he threatened, because there were reports saying that he had quit.

Isn't it supposed to be Latin people who go and have these impulsive decisions and you're in, you're out?

Tremendous, James Milner, of course, making his debut at just 16 years of age.

In 2002.

I think he was the youngest player in the history of the Premier League, or second youngest at the time.

Kept himself fit, went on to have multiple iterations of career.

Very happy for him.

However, because as you know, this is a sticking point of mine, football was not invented.

And that's really fair for me to say.

I want to highlight, okay, football was not invented.

So I look to see who's actually had the most top flight wins.

Because football was not invented in 1992.

Peter Shilton, 848.

That's a demented amount.

But what was interesting, Peter Shilton, okay, goalkeeper, stands around.

The guy who's second is a guy named Terry Payne, who I'd only heard of.