Julien Laurens

Habib Bey is now in charge of Marseille, but the troubles continue.

Beaten 2-0 at Brest, which of course isn't a football team, it's a woman's body part.

Their last league win was a month ago.

And by the way, that guy who scored the goals for Brest was like eight feet tall.

Do we not see him coming?

Also, how tall is he really?

Is he really like three meters tall?

So Longoria's gone.

Wait, was this because he threatened, because there were reports saying that he had quit.

Isn't it supposed to be Latin people who go and have these impulsive decisions and you're in, you're out?

Tremendous, James Milner, of course, making his debut at just 16 years of age.

In 2002.

I think he was the youngest player in the history of the Premier League, or second youngest at the time.

Kept himself fit, went on to have multiple iterations of career.

Very happy for him.

However, because as you know, this is a sticking point of mine, football was not invented.

And that's really fair for me to say.

I want to highlight, okay, football was not invented.

So I look to see who's actually had the most top flight wins.

Because football was not invented in 1992.