Junkyard Digs

How do you think he goes to all the houses in the middle of the night? I'm tired in order to have the globe no longer as copper.

No.

This was the kid.

I can't recall.

You're like three years old.

You can fix it. It's cool. Not that big a deal at North.

Three. No.

I forgot he came back to the window and he was like, it's a good thing you had an insurance on because I was going to pound this if you didn't. That seems a little extreme. Jesus.

I'm over it. You're starting strong. I went down there once, so it didn't end well. I actually work at McDonald's now. Yeah?

Google's like, it's 35. Everyone's doing 78. This seems like a federal issue.

Yeah, I was going 56 and a 35. Well, we have all these signs. We want to not use them.

Yo, last night. Oh, really? Yeah. If you have the video, it'll say what town was on the side of the car. Oh, yeah? On the police car.

We'll figure it out. Yeah.

Oh, shit, not again. I certainly have to. Can I leave?

So the thing is, you've got a license plate, so you can do that. It's true. It's also a 4Runner, so nobody cares. That's just the Toyota Tahoe. Huh? That's the Tahoe Toyotas.

They're smooth. They're smooth as in there's no frost heave cracks. They're not cut like roads up north where they're allowed to buckle in the frost. So they're... You don't... It's smooth, but you go like... This when you're driving around, because the speed limits are 25 mile an hour over anything we have up there, and they're just fucking paved whatever was below it. And it's pretty rough.

Good personalities. Yeah. He told you it was a podcast. In the shed. It's like this, but it's like this. No. The Morton building out back next to the combine. How did it end? I don't remember. I got a little woozy. So all the gifts were changed? I was putting in tiles suddenly. I don't know.

There's sections through here, through town, that's like bumper-to-bumper, three-lane traffic that is five mile an hour over the highest speed limit in Iowa as opposed to the speed limit.

Take your time. Enjoy the drive.

It'd be insulting. Would you? Damn. I met her on a TV show.

You sit down. We'll get to you. I just want to know if you have more bush light right now.

No, bro. I'm good.

This is why my parents don't know what this show is.

That's where the name of our news company comes out. Any chance we ever had with fucking Anheuser-Busch is now gone. There was no chance. That's the line. There was no chance.

He's super cool. Now is when you should say the we, not the other.

There you go.

Yeah, so here we were. We were flying down from Des Moines to San Antonio, preferably. Why were you coming here? For this. Oh, to hang out with us? Yeah, well, we're buying a 67 Cougar to drive it home for an episode on our own channel. And we told that guy to wait a couple months because we were planning on coming down here to do this and announced that Gencar Diggs is now on Pepperboxx.

So it all works out. Until we try to come here. And American Airlines goes, yeah, no. Your flight's been pushed to tomorrow at 4. Which doesn't work.

How much do you like that round?

You know, I'd say there's something in the water, but there's not, because we're also from the same area.

So you would have missed all of that. Yep, would have missed the whole thing. Best way to do it is get to Dallas at... 10 o'clock.

And as we're taxiing out to, they never gave us a landing time.

Which was the problem. So we're looking at rental cars because we don't know what time we're going to land. We don't know if any rental companies are going to be open, and we're in panic mode. And it's like, I think the job's going to be closed by the time we get there.

Oh, that's a loaded question. I don't know what I'm doing ever. Probably tomorrow. One of us.

Yep. Well, I mean, tomorrow we're heading out there and picking up that 67 Cougar and driving it home. And then after that, I don't know, Angus, any guesses?

Oh, it gets better, but I don't know. I don't want to embarrass him.

The one company that we can get that gives us a car one direction to use for like four days while we're doing this 67 Cougar, it's like $1,200 for a Kia. Holy shit. And I said, screw that. So I hopped on Marketplace in a panic, sent it to Dallas, and immediately a 2001 Chevy Tahoe popped up for $2,500. Hell yeah. And this is while the plane is going onto the runway.

See, they had Angus. You had Angus Cowles, but they came later.

That's why I chose Angus. Angus' last name is Whacker.

Fucking cow.

I never thought of it that way.

We always went for meat beater, but cow assassin's funnier.

We can cut your name if you want. Doesn't matter. No one's ever forgot his name, honestly. Yeah, I'm never going to forget that name. We got through the airport easily because we came back up to this lady who's seen like 150 people who are all screwed over because they screwed the entire flight system up. Everyone was screwed. And we got up and she was like, okay.

And we're trying to like, hey, we were here 30 minutes ago, this and that. We had the red toolbox that went through. It's probably long lost forever. And she goes, oh, you're with Wacker. And I'm like, yeah. She goes, I got you guys. Pulls it right up. It's perfect. You're the whacker guy. Yeah. It worked perfect. And now we have a Tahoe.

It's true.

Which one?

Is his YouTube channel just like Angus's boss at company.com?

We were engineers before we did this. Really? Yeah. Manufacturing engineers. Damn. No shit. He actually went in the industry for three years. I went straight from college into YouTube.

Yes, yes. Okay.

Job in the military? Oh, yeah, I see where you're going. Helicopter mechanic, CH-47 Chinooks.

Yeah, we drew our own.

No, keep going.

I'm texting this guy frantically like, hey, I'll give you $2,500 cash. Meet me at the airport at 10 o'clock. And he's rightfully like,

Never let me meet the ideas guy. It was a whole pile of them. Let's see if I send it to you.

Well... And we went off the deep end. Tell us why you like Glock.

i think this is a scam this doesn't seem real like fair i swear he's like okay i'm like i'm i'm leaving the ground please be there and we land and the dude's there and he meets the baggage claim he's like yeah hold on what a champ why couldn't you just message him on onboard wi-fi I'm too cheap to do that.

Oh, if we issue chest. Oh, there's a case here.

This has never... We never even used this.

We had nothing to do on this deployment. We got there and they're like, your entire job's been contracted to Dynacor. It was the civilian maintenance. So they're going to make six figures. You guys sweep. It's even more graphics than you described.

That has never been revealed until just now, I don't believe.

Should she be? That's really not a great word. The fun part was finding a sticker company to make 200 of them and ship them to Iraq. I mean, it probably wasn't very unusual. It was like the second one, they're like, we'll do it. Dear God. This is not actually, well, this will be the second patch that our little detachment piece was famous for.

If you've seen Chinooks or any unit patches that are pretty well known through aviation, they say all night long. That is, I think it's been renamed the 174th after I got out, but they were 211th out of that before it was the Chinook unit. And everyone likes to say their units rule the best of the best.

The 160th specifically called Davenport for their summer training each year because we could do whatever the fuck they wanted on time every day with perfectly clean showroom aircraft. And these guys kicked ass.

Oh, this was years before I was even in. These guys have been well-known for a long time. And... I look back on, I'm saying these guys isn't the guys that were above me at the time and that are now out, and it's all different people. I can't talk from them. A lot of the guys are still there. They're still good shit.

They've been in a political rigmarole of other companies have taken over them. They kind of just, we're going to still be the best we can. But going back all night long is a patch that a buddy of mine drew up similar to this, but much less what just happened.

And they got back from a really rough deployment, I believe of 11, where they lost a bird and lost a lot of guys who were on the way home, if I remember the story right. But it was Lionel Richie, obviously, on the patch with an aviation helmet or whatever on.

Lionel Richie came to the hangar.

Everyone knows that. Yes, you do. If you heard it, you'd recognize it. Maybe. I'm very bad. They got back from deployment, and Lionel Richie came to the hangar. What?

He's dancing on the street. That's pretty good. All night long. One moment, again.

You can go back further. I don't want to buy an airline expensive enough to have Wi-Fi.

Wait, Groundhog's Day. Nope. The Passion of the Christ. Nope. Ooh, actually, I did have to watch that. Wait, what? Wednesday School or whatever it was.

No. Fuck you.

Hit him with Braveheart. Lord of the Rings?

Harry Potter? No. What the fuck is wrong with you?

No.

That's what I hit him with yesterday. We only had like 12 VHSs growing up, and then I was too busy working for the next... 23 years. We had 12 VHSs.

Good poll.

If you go early 2000s, late 90s... what a kid would watch growing up throughout then, or a lot of common VHSs, you'll probably get me on all five. Iron Giant. Faces of Death. Billy Malin.

Actually, on deployment, I saw those. Yeah? But we're, like, up morale a little bit. That had Speed. Hell yeah. That was a good one. That was a good one.

The worst part is I haven't seen a lot of car movies like Cannibal Run or Tulane Blacktop or the stuff that people like.

You've seen Fast and Furious. Because they weren't on VHS in 2001 or 2003. Smoking the Bandit. I think I have seen Inception once.

Hang on. This makes sense. You've never seen Patriot. No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. I was stuck in Texas for two and a half months in pre-mode for deployment. What the f*** did they have to do with Triple X?

They passed.

That's why I started my channel, actually. There was a hard drive passed around. Everyone got the pirate movie hard drive.

Mmm, actually, I think you downloaded the wrong torrent. There was what does he look like? Everyone was watching the whole barracks at once it was weird this story sucks Eventually, we all synced it, so it was all in one audio track. I think I've seen Roadhouse. I don't remember. Old or new Roadhouse? The old one. I'm just going to go with that. I actually probably don't see it either. Safe bet.

It's my Sun Country? No, it's American, but this is probably about... No Wi-Fi. I don't know if you've ever been at a Des Moines airport. It's about the size of this house. Yes. There's four, eight terminals. Yeah. It is eight minutes through security from the second you're out of the car to you're at your terminal is like eight minutes. And then you're there with like 108 other people.

Okay. Fair enough. They passed around a hard drive full of movies on deployment, so we sat there for two fucking months. 90% of it being porn. And I watched some stuff I hadn't seen. Well, the guy that passed around was real creepy about it. He was like, YIT guys, definitely don't cop the other folder. Just take the one.

It was like 400 gigabytes of, and it said not. And there was like 100 gigabytes of movies. I just took the movies and gave it back. I was like, I don't want to be irresponsible.

I don't think you want the rag either. Instead of spending my time watching those movies, I would walk to the MWR and edit the first of our YouTube videos. And I had just enough filmed that summer that I put out one video a month.

Or government computers? You think it's fucking hard? No, this is why I'm still stuck in Killeen at Fort Hood. Two months.

Because I didn't know that. It'll be... That was 2017, so someone else did the math. Seven, eight years now. In that first year, I came back from deployment, put out one video a month, and the algorithm back then was really good. If you made a good video, it did good. That's all the rules were. It was fantastic. I miss those days. No one knows what the fuck's happening anywhere.

I haven't made a good video in a while. Me neither, apparently. But I came back from deployment with 120,000 subs, and I, like...

no shit you know that you put all your shit in boxes and you leave and life just pauses and you come back a year later usually about that same time in the season and you just drop back in and be like okay here's all the stuff that i left this is right where i left off i came back and was like here's all my shit but life completely changed while i was gone and i guess i make videos now and then went to college and did all that and it uh exploded in about 2019 2020

nice and we started doing right yeah yeah i think 2019 we did a video that did really well and i realized if i do one a week i think i can make money on this for real and i still finished my degree for the next two years and said i'm not quitting college and i will go into industry unless youtube makes twice what i can make as an engineer and when i saw that number went okay i guess i'll take this bet oh yeah

We started making long videos, and then that really kicked things off. That really does. Yeah. Oh, God.

And done nothing to help our country the whole time we were there. I did sweep a hangar and throw away stuff from, like, 2004. I don't know. We need them people. That sounds like, yeah. There's a lot of empty water jugs next to this drain with a chair. That's what it was. Yeah. It was, like, people's little projects and stuff that squirreled away when they left.

Well. No, not that. But like you get bored. So you're like, his name was a builder slingshot or something, or like take an old aircraft part and make something cool out of it. And it squirreled away in a corner or there's parts left over from like 2003 that we don't even know her in fucking circuit anymore.

Like maybe that's pushing it.

And they were so worried about some major walking through the hangar in two months that might walk past that area. They're like, I want everything thrown away, and I want this place swept every day. And that's what we did. Until Dynacor fucked up an aircraft really bad.

I was embarrassed to have served our country for a year there. It was bad. That deployment, we almost, this almost isn't my story to tell, but I don't know if I'll ever get my buddy Vaughn to be on here, but we almost got a teacher fired in California. What? How? I heard Snickers. It's a good story. This was the highlight of a year in Kuwait and Iraq.

Wanted by Midwesterners.

A buddy of mine, so we were on, let me set the stage a little bit. We were on second shift. And second shift, and we've been transitioned to Iraq at this point because all they care about.

We start in the dark and end at 7 a.m. right after breakfast, and then we go back. So I think it's like 10 or 11 to 7 a.m. And all Brass cared about on this deployment was rotating every individual through the danger zone of Iraq so we all got deployment patches. And then they got awards for it. It was literally numbers from start to finish. It was the stupidest thing.

So we meet this guy. Oh, it's phenomenal. To get through security in eight minutes. We went through it twice. It was nice. Because we went through it, and then we had to go all the way back up to the front. And we got flagged both times because I had a pack of stickers in the camera bag. And the guy's like, that's definitely a Hukka C4 or a hockey puck. It's basically a gun.

So we're up there and we're on second shift. And if you know anything about aviation and working on helicopters is very, very, very intense. If you pull off a panel, and work on a component back there and unbolt and every single component of this is written up. I remove panel, whatever, loosen bolt or remove safety, loosen bolt, remove component. Component is then serialized.

New component serialized to go back on, torch set value, new safety goes on. But before that panel goes back on, it gets covered again, say, or close the hood essentially. that needs to be inspected every piece has to be inspected and signed off by a certified ti or technical inspectors we didn't have one on second shift so they're like i don't know

Just be there for four months, and we'll see what happens. And it's in the dark at all times. We're just fucking around. I got really good at Mario Kart on N64. It's like anyone on Wario Stadium. That's how we would hit N64. You got the shortcut down? No, we didn't. Yeah. No, we did. We did eventually. We did.

like three months in because we also didn't have for internet someone looked it up one day and we're like this changes everything we would have like one task handed down it's like you have to go out and do that and it's like all right guys you know what to do everyone in the fucking brick room we have a bracket system to see who wins and who loses whoever loses has to go do this task so like the first three hours would be all right fucking jones you have to do it haha and then they go out and do that so this is the uh environment we're in there's nothing to do

One day we get a care package from one of the, and at the time we didn't know, but a care package shows up to us. I'll leave it in our view to start with. Care package shows up, bunch of pieces of paper in it that are all like really roughly drawn pictures from like second graders or something. You gotta put yourself in our shoes. Our minds are pretty twisted mentally at this point.

We've been through a logistical hell of a deployment. We were never fired on once. There was never any danger or anything. It was just people fucking with us and we were just angry. For a year. So we get all these papers and we're like, oh, we're going to pull a prank on first. First shift. This will be great. And all these pictures have like a recurring theme.

There's stick figures made out of crayon, an orange number eight race car, an American flag. And the last piece of paper is blank. And I don't know how many names I should say here. But my buddy Vaughn, I'll say that. And Mrs. Teacher. Just don't dox AT&T. It's okay. They weren't out there. We're like, oh yeah, we're going to fuck with this. So he draws this. Let me pull it up.

He draws this picture. The picture? Oh, yeah. He draws this picture that fits in perfectly. That was Snapchat. I don't think I want to see what's in that same folder, man. That was just my face. I'm sorry. It's a YouTube editor. He draws this photo. I've got to go all the way back. You're fine. You'd have to zoom in to see it anyway.

Stickers? Yeah, just the round stickers. That and maybe a 10-inch rubber pool toy. In case we found a pool. That's probably the one that I was for first.

But, no, we appreciated it. And I don't want to, like, shit on these little kids, but this is all about pulling a joke on first mental math.

Oh, damn.

You're the youngest guy here. Not by much, apparently. I thought I was a child. Anyway. Speaking of children.

We take aspects from each one of these photos. The number eight race car. The flags and all this. And Vaughn, my buddy, draws this. And we sneak it. We put the same teacher's name on top. We make it all match. It says, kill your enemies. Spelled wrong. With the pentagram. With the pentagram. This will show up later. You got a teacher fired? Not yet. Oh, fuck.

We sneak this into the pile and we hand it out the first ship. Is that something we can show?

So we slip that about two-thirds of the way in or somewhere near the bottom so we make it look real. Yeah, go ahead. Please re-examine the evidence. And first shift comes in and they're digging through. They're like, this one's funny. And then they get to it and they go... What is this one? Which I have on camera, actually. Because, of course, me, you know, starting YouTuber, films everything.

Big liability for the Army. They loved to get rid of me when the time came. But they go through and we're like, that was a good one, guys. We got it. We got our own idiots on first shift. Two days goes by. We come back into work. And we're on third, I believe. Second shift is leaving. We're coming in.

They go, hey, just so you know, that joke you guys did with the paper went way farther than you thought.

And we're like, what? And they're like, I don't know. That's all I know. And then they leave. And we're like, whatever.

What does the pool toy look like? A torpedo. Does it have balls too? Fins.

This is them playing a joke back on us. This is nothing. This is dumb. hour four of the night i mean what do you think it could have done right like definitely and oh one other we assigned it to marcus up in the top just random whatever whatever name came first pepper that in at the end it's important oh no oh no we're now it's it's coming up to breakfast we're about ending the day and poor vaughn

and all of his mental fortitude has broken down the point. He's like, I don't know, man. What the fuck's going to happen? What could have possibly happened that these guys were freaked out about this piece of paper that we drew on? Sergeant comes in that morning. Big black guy. And he's like the only one in the whole group. Sergeant DeMarcus? No.

I don't want to throw too many names out, but he's like the one man of color in our group. Great dude. But he's probably the only intelligent leadership position they had on the entire unit from the state in California.

i'll say california from the californians we were deployed with but just made all of it worse the whole time and he sits vaughn he's like vaughn my office zach goes in and we're all just like sitting out there like he's been in there for like 15 minutes what's going on you're an e4 at the time yeah oh boy always was and e4 mafia

week he comes out of the office and he's like he's always sweating for a bit he's like all right here's what happened turns out one of the pilots from the california side their wife is a second grade teacher And she had her class draw all these photos and sent it to us. And we snuck that one in and all the first, all the Californians and their sensitivity got this thing.

They're like, we need to help this kid. So they took it to the officers. who then called back to California and said, you have a child that has a bunch of mental issues that drew this photo that you need to have immediate help sent to. And they called the teacher in the office like, why would you send this out? Who is DeMarcus? And what is going on here? And she's like in tears.

I don't have a DeMarcus. And they were like threatening to fire her. And this like escalated way too much. And like, so we explain it or he explains it. And he's going, all right, Vaughn, that's a good joke. I got one question. Why'd you name him DeMarcus?

I'm so sorry. No. That was my deployment. That was it. That was all of it. That's what I did in the Army. Thank you for your service. You earned it.

I did. Oh, yeah. Dude, thank you for your service. See? That rotation in. Did you guys ever end up single individual? The IT guys, all of them. Did you get a cab? I didn't know. I'm going to go with no. Brandon, can he borrow one of yours? I saw that. It was impressive.

Almost. So we land in Dallas.

We walked in and I was like, I didn't think Brandon was in.

As soon as the door to the property opens, too.

It was on VHS, man.

To be fair, I've also never seen Biosphere. I don't know what that movie is. We're talking about Coca-Cola. Biosphere. Cocaine and Lord of the Rings.

Chris Kringle used to drink cocaine, yes.

Tired in order to have the globe no longer as copper.

That was one of those... How long does this go? When do we leave? Yeah, so we landed in Dallas and bought a Tahoe for $2,100, and we've driven it all over hell. It's been perfect. Except for when we got pulled over today. What'd you name it? Oh, El Jefe. Stands for the Jeff.

That was pretty good.

I was there for that.

It's always been Coke.

Is this main channel or is this Fat Files? This is Fat Files.

No offense, I don't have to watch it now. So did you add articles, or did you want to get monetized?

The other video is actually sponsored by Pepsi.

By the way, Eli did see that one. Oh, you saw The Matrix? That was cool. Right after Triple X. Actually, yeah, probably. Same week.

Definitely not, no. Silver bullets?

Anybody? Fish cans.

We got fish cans. Is that a barracuda? Not even ice fish. No. Wait a minute.

That's a pterodactyl. We don't have those in Iowa. I don't know what that is.

I'm like, that's you. We're up there. We got our fucking earbuds in because it's got no air conditioning. So we got the windows down. We're doing like 75. We see the guy come out. We just start taking stuff off, pulling papers out. Like, yep. He's not even off the shoulder yet. Like, this is us. And lights. Was that a new body? No. I was about to say, they don't worry about saving kids.

There you go. Very nice.

My favorite game is pretend.

Back in. That's a pterodactyl. Pterodactyl? Yeah. I've never seen flying fish, but I've seen people flying fish.

This is what we do. We stand in a circle and the middle fills up with beer cans. And you have piss tubes. Yeah, well. Yeah, but you don't want to break the seal.

You take, usually, you don't buy them usually. You fucking find one in a shed or someone's grandpa's got one, but they've got a big funnel for a tractor to fill it with oil. You just f***ing shove it through a mouse hole inside. We thought you were f***ing with us.

An hour from here, maybe? An hour from here? It's like right in the middle of some tiny town. Yeah, it's like right in the middle.

We're gonna need more bush light. The only reason you're not in your house...

I got pulled over yesterday. He's like, you know why I pulled you over? And I was like, yep, no license plate. We're from Iowa. You know, our laws are different where we don't have temp tags or anything. And he's like, well, you got to have a temp tag here. And I asked him, well, what's the law for temp tags? I don't know.

Yep, didn't see that on the tracks.

Because you can buy them in 30 packs. How long have you been sitting on that?

Anyway, Demo retired. Oh no, before we go that far, we gotta explain the bush light thing a little bit. They asked why it's popular in Iowa. I do have a theory to that. I think Cody nailed it a little bit. It was cheap at one point.

And his big-ass bush. No, it's the farm crisis and all the shit. So, okay. Iowa had a really rough time in the 80s, especially if you drive around North Iowa. They're still having a rough time. Yeah, I wasn't born yet. If you drive around North Iowa, where you are all from, you will see abandoned farms everywhere. Unlike Wisconsin. who was supported, all dairy up there. We were grain.

Grain was not supported. It was kind of just hung out to dry. Dairy was supported, and thus the cheese caves and stuff existed. Government cheese exists. Don't get them on fucking cheese, man. In that same era, they came in. You had to mention the fucking cheese, dude. The bullets are fine. Don't touch the cheese.

They came in and rescued dairy, but that's all they did, and they didn't touch much for grain. So in North Iowa and all Iowa where... Side fun fact, if Iowa was its own nation, it would be second in the world for corn production, first being the rest of the United States.

Oh, yeah. Even probably still in some senses, there's still dairy farms falling off.

but they didn't touch grain so iowa got hit hard the 80s which is fun because i well it's not fun it's terrible but i talked i talked to people and they're like man the 80s were great we had three wheelers and fox bodies and hair bands and all that and i've always just been confused because being raised for years ah you wouldn't have been in the area at the time you would have maybe minnesota

Okay, well, my law is that I fall when I go home like this, so here's all my paperwork.

Yep, which was Stillwater area.

Growing up dad was always like the 80s were terrible you don't want to be around the 80s And then you talk to anyone else that was not in literally, North Iowa. They're like man the 80s were great I would love to go back. You guys suffered though. They suffered hard. See. Shut up Ireland.

I'll look it up. You go run my car.

Natty Light. Probably. There's some of that. Natural ice. Beer that you could buy for $8 for a 24-pack became popular and has thus taken a hold in that region, which likely being one of them. Which is funny because now it's actually more expensive in Iowa than anywhere else.

It's more than a dollar a beer in Iowa. When was the Irish potato famine?

That's a common misconception.

Oh no, that's the worst part. Usually you get a temp tag, like this is the thing in Wisconsin as we learned, which explains why we get pulled over in Wisconsin so much. It just took seven traffic stops for a cop to explain it properly. You get a big piece of paper that you put in the back window that's got like the 10 digit and it says temporary pass and big black white letters, easy to read.

Well, what do you want to shoot with that Sherman tank?

I found out my dad's allergic to rhinos.

Yeah, 100%. He took the other one, I went over to pet the rhinos. Me. He's like, hey, you want to pet a rhino? I didn't pet a rhino. We all did it again. You didn't pet a rhino?

It felt like the top of a 76 Oldsmobile, like that leather vinyl top. Same thing. Same thing. All right, that was very specific.

No, it's way too expensive probably. You want to know how much it was to shoot a rhino? His white ass would not survive in Africa. There's the number.

Oh, this is fun for the islands. Native game. Did you see that section? Whitetail. You know, the ones the size of Labradors out here? Whitetail here suck. We've drank more bush light than the volumetric mass of a whitetail.

Texas has a temp pass system. It's free for five days. You don't even have to show ownership. And this is what you get. Put that in your window.

You can take out a herd of whitetail and your deductible will be less than anything on this option. And you get a new car. Yeah.

And they're like, I don't know, $40?

Maybe a small game like a raccoon or a rabbit you've shot before? Two human beings, but never an animal before. No, no, no, he saved those. Right, right, that's what I said.

He's actually added to his quota. He's a positive number.

Oh, don't shoot. What?

Just leave the address. What were you saying, though? Oh, yeah, no, so... Yeah. I printed that out. I was like, I'm not going to... This is just going to be pulled over just as much, so we get all the dust on the back window when I write temp tag.

That's a big deer. That's a real deer. Those aren't the little tiny things I saw that were $6,000 out there.

We do have a $2,500 Tahoe, which is still cheaper than the options. We can just go mow down whatever's walking around.

What the... Yeah.

Cody chose violence today. Are you... Is everything okay at home? I thought they had such a good deal on this Tahoe, and then they died.

I'm going to pee. I feel bad for making fun of this earlier. I'm going to just tag in real quick. He watches this way more than I do, which means at least one episode.

Dude, that was like out of a moon.

He was instantly engulfed. Dude, you couldn't see anything. 60 feet on each side just didn't, gone.

Were those tanks previously demilitarized and remilitarized?

But do you think they were acting around the half-staff to preserve the tank? That's what I'm wondering.

I don't think so. That's what I was wondering. Maybe it's weaker. Maybe they're trying to preserve it.

Dude, it was such a perfect shot. I couldn't believe that.

I know why. And then you look down the barrel? You'll be able to figure it out when you go to Pepperbox.

I think the limo they didn't hit intentionally, though, because they put the bucket of gas and whatever explosives they had in it.

And it went... Which was cool, still entertaining. And we were like, that's interesting that it didn't get eviscerated like we were all expecting. And then I heard the guys talk in the background. They were like, that was about perfect. We wanted some flair, but no debris because of the liability issues of having shit flying at people. Like, oh, this was all very intentionally picked.

Closer to the ground than the tanks. Yeah.

It was an umbrella of debris in 50 foot each direction, 60 foot high, just like a perfect dome of bits. I didn't expect to see that. I found one piece.

I missed Barnes with pistols. Those don't move.

Fast. It's just not that... He leaves out the point where he points it at his fucking face. Okay, so... No, it's...

Fuck you, don't tell me you actually did it.

But I can't shoot one, which is some bullshit. No, you didn't shoot one. You shot its wings. Yes.

That's what I was just going to say. There is one thing that's not been mentioned yet. When did you start shooting? When I was eight. How many rounds a month do you think you've shot on average?

A week. How often do you shoot a week?

When you look around, is it just MOA dots? No. Actually, I can't see shit right now.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to go have a beer, buddy. You want to get out of here? I'm thirsty. Ding!