Justin Martin
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That would have been better than where we went. Academy? No. And we got one of them too. I'm trying to figure out like Cabela's? Old Navy? No. We went to Target.
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In Shreveport? Cool. Y'all didn't even hit up Whole Foods? We went there too. Oh, okay.
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Yeah. Theirs is better, right?
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Our Target's got groceries. Does it? A little bit, yeah. I don't pay attention. Not like full-blown meat market or nothing.
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At the Target? No, they didn't make it that far.
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No, they didn't make it past. I have no idea. That's over by the fairground.
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It's a super Target. It's the same thing. Yeah. Something about Target and women, like moth to a flame. It's crazy. I don't get it. How much time women spend in Target.
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Or Target. Is it?
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I just like the logo.
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Yeah, Whole Foods I get because we don't have one. And every time I'm in Shreveport, I stop at Whole Foods.
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No, it's trash. But I wish we had one. I do wish we had a Whole Foods here. That would be, that's a cool place. They got some interesting stuff in there.
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Yeah, I know. Because it's whole.
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No, that is everything Whole Foods is against.
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Better hurry up. RFK get in there. That ain't going to exist.
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I will start a war.
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So we're talking about the best bass anglers in the world. Jacob Wheeler, Dustin Connell, Mark Daniels, Adrian Avena, and me. Now here's the difference. They let me drive.
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We're staring down 25. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was going to have to happen.
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Yeah, they got to redo some.
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Very few of his that I see coming. I saw that one, though. I didn't see that one.
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So you still got a pocket full of cash? I still got a pocket full of cash. What you doing right now? Let me holler at you. I ain't home.
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while they fished while we were up there doing what bass fishermen do we're flipping boat docks in the keys they got a whole ocean that's quiet and we're running around the keys flipping boat docks different and boat characters that'll be chunking it something but i'll tell you this i think that's because nobody down there fishes that kind of stuff so we we were smashing we were catching more 11 inch mangrove snapper than we know what to do with so which they gotta be 10 inches to be legal
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They thought you were supposed to be there.
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Yeah, redneck parade. You went from traffic to main attraction real quick.
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Traffic sucks. Godwin, how's the lights out there by your house? They thriving this year?
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Hey, Godwin, if you sold fried Christmas tree cakes right there.
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Yeah, printing money.
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Isn't that where you took your new potential new old girlfriend or whatever? He's got a new old girlfriend? He's got an old new girlfriend.
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Oh, y'all went free. Oh, you let her know you cheat. That's a good move. Hey, set expectations right out the door, buddy. I ain't paying $20 for this. Do it at our own pace.
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Not this year. I ain't been here. What are you doing, man? Christmas light season.
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That's what I'm worried about.
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They just got flipped to looking at the world forward. You want to talk about blew their mind. Like when they went from that backwards facing seat to what we're seeing, they're like, what? It's a great day in anybody's life.
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Like how this is what this looks like now? Which, yeah, it was a wild time. It was a cool experience to watch because we got them little cameras back there looking at them. And so to see their deal.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Now, well, you could get the mirror or you can buy this camera that's like, I mean, super cheap.
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Yeah, it wasn't nothing. It just plugs into your cigarette lighter, or I guess that's what you call that thing still, of your car. Does anybody light cigarettes with a cigarette lighter? I don't even think it gets, it comes to a deal, it gets hot anymore. It's a 12-volt plug. Yeah. Redneck call it a spotlight plug, but I've always just grew up calling it a cigarette lighter.
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But you just plug it in there and then hit the on button and you got two little cameras that watch the boys back there.
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We used to have it when they were turned. We had it mainly for when they were turned around. Yeah, you could see what they were doing. Well, make sure they ain't doing nothing, like choking on nothing.
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Yeah, but now, I mean, we still have them just because they still work, but when they fry or something, we're not going to redo them because we can just turn around and look at them now.
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or whatever we were catching we're like you gotta be 10 inches but these were like 11 and 12 inches so we were knocking the sides off of them and eating fish and all the thing so i'm running it though and i i'm looking everything's fine because i've watched them i've watched their mistakes right like i'm like oh yeah i ain't gonna do it i ain't gonna do what they get out of the way let me show you but i ain't gonna do what they did so we're up around a big barge with a track hoe on it like that's been dredging i guess or something barge has a track hoe on it mm-hmm
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They still lie to you because they know they ain't supposed to.
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oh no nothing nothing he ain't got to worry about whaling everything he pickups and no i don't like it i don't where he learned that from he don't like it he hands it to you not eat no he's very very picky now he's he's entered a picky stage and it's stuff that he ate his whole life and now you hand it to him no i don't like it i'm like you little punk oh you little punk man
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Yeah. No, I don't like it. I get tired of hearing that. Golly. I hear it in my sleep. Oh, man. Good times. Yeah, no, man.
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If size seems a little down today. Before we did this, we filmed for two hours.
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Yeah, she's not. If she does.
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Last year, didn't you get her some new trail cameras or something?
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Hopefully she'll give him his gun. I don't know. I know.
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Husbands and everything.
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You know what I'm always thankful for? Socks and underwear. Praise God. That's just who you are. I know, and I love them.
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I'm legitimately thankful, too. Nobody believes me. I'm like.
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Well, that's the stuff I don't like buying for myself.
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Oh, in the trash. If one of them even sniffs of a hole being around it, my wife sees it.
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Oh, yeah. Romance still alive.
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All you would have heard was rip. Oh, yeah. Yeah, if I leave my clothes in the dryer or something, Brittany, get them out. If there was anything that even looked like a hole or a potential of a hole, I'm just going to have an odd sock laying around somewhere.
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I don't know what I got to look forward to when my kids get universal.
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Oh. They walk by themselves. I let them worship.
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Are they good?
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Hey, that's good. I still got a couple pair of the old duck. Me too. I got the old green ones that I wear just about every day of hunting season. I got some. A good pair of them.
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And that thing's loaded with fish, buddy. I'm talking about loaded. So they're all fired up. So I'm like, y'all go catch them, whatever. It don't matter. I'll drive the boat. So I'm driving. We start drifting towards it and, and I put it in reverse, which is fine. I just, I eased it into reverse and we're just kind of backing up. Well, you know, there's a bunch of stuff around us.
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Can't afford them. But you don't know what you're getting Miss Paula for Christmas?
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i'd be special can't be for hunting yeah she needs some new zip off britches box of jigs you can turn these bridge paula look you can turn these britches into shorts with the power of a zipper watch yeah yeah oh what do you so martin wants socks i don't want side i don't want anything always i appreciate them now most of ours was wrapped up in this trip that was our yeah that was our deal
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No, I've already got her one.
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Hey, there you go. That's good. It's simple. Yeah. Well, yours is kind of easy. You can always find like a cooking gas.
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Bet that hurt.
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God. Oh, yeah. I don't want no weed eater. I hate a weed eater. No, I love him. Weed eaters are fun, man.
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So I turned my head, but I still got my hand on the throttle.
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Yeah, there you go. Keep gas and that stuff. Yeah, I have one of them. The battery don't work no more. Yeah. That was a farce. What you getting, Christine? Nothing? Nothing. A sweater?
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You make her wrap it, too. There you go. What an age. Hey, you Roberson's hopeless romantics, man.
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So when I turned my head to look behind us, unbeknownst to me, I was going down on the throttle too, not even paying attention. Well, that thing rocks back. So what do you do when it rocks back? Rock forward. You try to find neutral real quick. Well, neutral is nowhere to be had on this thing. Not quickly. Like it goes, it fires straight past it. So now I'm going forward at full throttle.
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intramural snake I'd say trying to think of I can't think of anything that Paula doesn't use where you would put it I'm confused that's what I'm talking about like you know sometimes you just like put something in the microwave because it don't ever get you no but the microwave not at our house but
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That is a tale as old as time.
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Oh, so we're making your list now.
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Only sage, baby.
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He cooks for y'all every Sunday.
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It was good. Dads, I mean, I would say they were pretty easy. Just get them a widget. Like, they all enjoy something.
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That is a good point. He was a heavyweight champion. Yeah.
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I can see that. Yeah, you couldn't really screw nothing up on him.
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It was awesome. I do like a, I do like a tabletop, like panini maker and stuff like that just to get bread and stuff like cheese melted and bread a little bit crispier. Like I'm in on those things way better than a toaster. Like,
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Johnny D's got one now.
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You build that fried rice.
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You'll never cook bacon anywhere else again. Oh, it'd be so easy. Because you can cook a whole pack of bacon.
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George Foreman. Really? Yeah. Well, it's a griddle.
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That's Mr. Joel. That'd be kind of tight if you got to call George Foreman George. What's up, George?
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That's awesome.
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Towards the barge.
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Oh, the Uncle Si tea maker. We smash. You just put a bag of tea in it, walk away, come back, and there's a whole thing done.
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A whole gallon. I don't know, but I guarantee you somebody just ripped it off. They can't use him. No. No, we'll smash, though. You would. The Uncle Si tea maker.
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And I'm talking about we're close enough we're flipping said barge. Like we're not casting to the barge. We're doing this. And I see DC come flying off the front of the boat back into the boat. Which unbeknownst to me, he said, if you hadn't thrown him forward, I was going to end up in the water. You know, he said, but you rocked me forward and then you brought me back when you went in forward.
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Oh, no, Phil's got one now.
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Yeah, you got to get all fat. Everybody already own a microwave. We got to get them something I ain't got. What about? What about? Okay.
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Just send me my chat. Yeah, what's in that inbox?
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Usher sang it.
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Awesome. That is great. I guess my first question is why?
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All right. He got the most uncle size wrongfully detained by the TSA at the airport. Boy, it's a good thing. I took that picture.
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Are there, like, choices?
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So then I'm grabbing the forward throttle and coming back again. Well, it blows straight past neutral again. And so now we're full speed reverse.
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Yeah. Ding, ding, ding.
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No, but I put together toys for the circus. Did you? For Bay rec. Then the Shriner circus had always come to town. Like when I, Oh, my daddy was a kid. So my grandfather and my father were both Shriners. Okay. Um, so part of the deal, like the way they keep the cost down on all that stuff for, to, you know, to have a good price circus. Child labor. It's child.
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Well, not even child, but like everybody that was a member and their family went out there and like the toys come in like seven different parts and you would assemble them before they sold them. And so that was always, I did that. I don't know till my grandfather quit. Or, you know, passed away doing the Shriner stuff. Yeah, I did that my whole life growing up.
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I mean, it was always fun because, like, as a kid, I got to see the toys before everybody else. But I don't care if I ever put together one of those flashlight sabers ever again in my life. You know. You throw it out there and it's just a flashlight.
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Yeah, it was a toughie, man. Putting them D batteries in there and then having to make sure all that stuff was lined up. D batteries are expensive, too. But no, I did that. Me and my brother and my cousins and my grandparents and...
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My dad, like all the whole Martin family was out there helping with a symbol Shriner toys for the local Bay rack Shriner circus here in Monroe, Louisiana, every, every year for that. That was always something to look for because the old women were who, you know, were married to the Shriners. I mean, most of the time Shriners were older people.
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um most of the time um the old women cook for everybody so you got like grandma's cooking times 20 right i mean you know because there was every family it's like a potluck yeah but every family signature dishes were there because that was always a big deal for the women to feed all the volunteers and stuff putting together
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And then finally, I was like, where is neutral? Found neutral on stop. I said, y'all drive this thing. I'm done. But I legit almost wrecked. I can picture that. Oh, buddy, it was terrible. You almost wrecked a 25-foot boat. That we didn't own. Into a barge.
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The money for the circus, which then in turn raised money for the Shriners Hospitals, which does a lot of great work for kids and all the things. So, yeah, that was a core memory of my life was putting together toys for the Shriners Circus. People loved it. Yeah, man. You putting together toys and Carter starting off the side.
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We all in the Christmas spirit around here, and we still got a couple of weeks to go before we get there. That's it.
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Oh, absolutely, buddy. Does it really? Yeah, from like when I first started showing up at WFR on the times you would shave. Is that me? Buddy. I don't think that little girl. Go find her.
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Go to your wedding. You got a wedding photo?
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Look on your phone for a wedding photo and put them side by side.
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Yeah. Oh, that is closer. You think that person looks like me? I absolutely do.
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Buddy, if you don't see... Yeah, you don't see the... What is happening? If you don't see that, I'm sorry, pal.
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I'm sorry if you don't see that, pal. I think she kind of looks like Carter.
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And Carter is a clone of John David.
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I would. British royalty. I'd really like to see you with those bangs.
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We do need to do it.
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You just scared off all the fish. No, they kept biting. Them saltwater fish are dumb. I churned up the bottom all the way around that thing, too, doing all that mess. And they still kept biting. But I said, y'all drive this thing, man. I'm not up here around stuff. I'm out. And they were all laying in the floor like, what in the world just happened? I was like, buddy.
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It was the first, he said.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's a good one, no matter how many times you hear it.
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They didn't want to drive either. Yeah, I was trying to figure out the same thing of what just happened. I mean, as a freshwater guy, neutral, on all of our stuff, neutral stops. Like, you have to intentionally go out of neutral. Not on this thing. It's like a little... This thing goes forward and back when you're in a panic, for sure.
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After that, I was like, all right, now y'all get, let me figure, let me find what this is supposed to feel like. And I did. And, you know, I still drove a little bit more. But, buddy, I almost wrecked a boat onto a barge with four of my dearest friends. How far were you from shore? Oh, we was right by the bank. That's good. I mean, we could have stood up where we were fishing.
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um no man it's fun fresh off of a trip down to the florida keys uh for a few days during our closed duck season so i'm rested i heard you had a throttle manipulation problem so i had a problem i did um yeah and in fairness so we rented a boat without a captain because i went with a bunch of professional fishermen
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It would have just, we didn't own the boat. It would have been a bad deal.
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But you would have been able to swim to shore. Oh, we could have walked to the marina. The marina was just right up there. Like, I mean, it wouldn't.
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all good accidents happen right by the marina yeah but we were dangerously close to having new structure to fish in the florida keys it was a 25 foot center console boat with a 300 on it i mean that it was it was an old-fashioned toughy i i was scared man i i don't get scared on the water but i was like i knew at that moment
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things have gone awry i was like this is not a good look but we all laughed about it we all got a couple new bruises from it you know it's fine we're getting from getting slung around a boat like that gracious yeah folks if you're a freshwater guy you go saltwater fishing with a digital throttle it's different spend an hour learning the throttle before you do anything yeah but that
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They legit, I mean, I'm not justifying my problem. I'm just saying everybody did that at some point. Mine was just the only time. There was blue ocean in front of us every other time somebody did it. There was a barge in front of you. Yeah, there was a big, large metal barge. Who would have won the battle between that and a 25-foot fiberglass center console boat? How do boats like that even float?
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I don't know, but it would have stopped us. How do you make a track hoe float? It was floating on that barge.
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Floating and pushing.
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did it i didn't know them numbers on the side of the barge was to let you know how much boat was under the water i didn't need it oh yeah like measuring rollers on the side yeah like if it's if you look and you see it's it seems low and it's at 12 that means there's 12 foot of boat up under the water and then when they unload it'll rise up and it'll be like on one or two and you can
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Gravel, concrete, all the things. Hunter?
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Water is coming out of his eyes. I'm fine. The thought of losing us was, oh, drowning. Yeah, we were real close to that.
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okay no don't make him laugh gotta drink him bro i legitimately got worried for hunter's safety there for a minute oh man a lot but yeah that was that was it man the florida keys man i like that place i like that yeah i got questions that part of the world what
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Key West got chickens, free-range chickens running everywhere. That's about the boat underwater.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
What? Yeah, living up under that thing. Yeah, living underwater. Yeah, most of them underwater.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Yeah, that's wild, man. But no, we did a little quick trip down to Key West because we had all been there before, so it wasn't like
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
i'm i'm all for paying people to do what they do but you know they're like well we're fishermen we'll figure this out every boat needs a good captain yeah so a big bay boat yeah a 25 foot center console yeah um a big one with like a you know 250 yamaha on the back of it or something but we were so we all took turns running the boat whatever why everybody fished because you know ocean got a
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
go down there and explore and we all knew kind of what we were getting into and knew all the stuff we wanted to do and all the things so uh it was fun we got to take part in the key west christmas parade was that anything like the balkanville christmas parade or i would just say i came to town and hey i've never seen that many cars and that many people in west monroe
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Did you catch you some free rolls of toilet paper?
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Oh. Oh, so they decorated it with real deer. That's right. Real deer. I mean. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. or something that requires attention, like listening to a podcast, we do talk a lot about sleeping.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
They didn't stop at just creating the pillow. They've made the best bed sheets ever too, man.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
And I don't know what to tell you. I mean, the sheets, they look, they feel great, all the things, which means an even better night's sleep for all of us, which is crucial for a man like Cy. Once you get to that age.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
That's right. You can even get Queens, Kings, Split Kings, Cow Kings, Roman Kings. No, I don't know. I'm just making up Kings now.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. Happy holidays. It is the holiday season. Happy holidays. Already. You can spend your time anywhere, so thank you for spending it with us this holiday season.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
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Yeah. Boom. Number one cause of dry skin. My pillow towels.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
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That number again is 1-800-969-3137. Use the promo code. Duck.
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Well, I cannot think of a better representative than you.
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There you go. But, hey, your weekend was wild, huh?
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
You sent me a picture... I did do a thing. ...of something that I thought only existed in dreams.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
I got off of that thing quick. How was there enough room in a couple of them bottlenecks? Because we flew out of Shreveport. Oh, my word. It was close.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
It's a big ocean. It is a big ocean. And didn't have a trolling motor? Didn't have a trolling motor. Nope, no trolling motor. So we would all, everybody fish take turns. Well, at some point, so the throttle on these things are different than the throttle on
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
It was special.
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It sounds special. Will that become a yearly thing for y'all now? You know?
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
Where's that in Shreveport? DeSoto? DeSoto, okay.
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Justin Martin's Massive Mistake Caused His Life to Flash Before His Eyes
on a freshwater boat freshwater is like direct drive or something like that that's how the throttle works but anyway you push it stuff happens like you know what's happening when you push the throttle well you gotta give it go on and give it yeah this thing has some kind of digital throttle so at some point every one of us almost threw every other person out of the boat