Justin Martin

Were y'all like the local militia?

Huh?

Were y'all like the local militia?

Like in the Patriot.

Were y'all the mean kids, you know, that they went and got from down there in the swamp?

Look, this past year has been one of the hardest in MyPillow's history, and it's because of folks like you, our listeners, that they're making it through.

And MyPillow wants to thank you for your continued support by passing on some Christmas specials to our listeners.

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You still need a last-minute gift for Jennifer, Chad?

I've already ordered one.

Oh, you got some.

Okay.

I hope so.

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Orders placed between now and December 25th will have their 60-day money-back guarantee extended through March 1st of 2026.