Justine Lefautier
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You don't find that a lot, you, Justine? Yeah, only 19% who do that.
You don't find that a lot, you, Justine? Yeah, only 19% who do that.
It's a shit bubble, the Dries January. Sorry, I forgot. I'm surprised.
It's a shit bubble, the Dries January. Sorry, I forgot. I'm surprised.
No, because I'm Breton, guys. I'm half Breton, half Parisian. So there are really two on alcohol this year.
No, because I'm Breton, guys. I'm half Breton, half Parisian. So there are really two on alcohol this year.
Rien ! Toi, rien ? Non, moi, il faut que j'arrête de manger des frites le soir. Ah oui ? C'est quoi ce bébé cadeau ? Il mange des frites avec de la mayonnaise et du ketchup. Mais oui, de la mayonnaise sucrée. En regardant les street sharks.
Rien ! Toi, rien ? Non, moi, il faut que j'arrête de manger des frites le soir. Ah oui ? C'est quoi ce bébé cadeau ? Il mange des frites avec de la mayonnaise et du ketchup. Mais oui, de la mayonnaise sucrée. En regardant les street sharks.
Et le matin, tu manges des petits céréales ? Des petits cornflakes ? J'habite au-dessus d'un kebab, les gars. C'est baisé. Donc forcément, je vais chercher des frites. Et je mange des frites. Tout à fait logique à mes yeux. Normal.
Et le matin, tu manges des petits céréales ? Des petits cornflakes ? J'habite au-dessus d'un kebab, les gars. C'est baisé. Donc forcément, je vais chercher des frites. Et je mange des frites. Tout à fait logique à mes yeux. Normal.
Yes, I saw. Listen, all the VIPs were there. Was there a basketball match or what? You have bad hair. Yes, he is tall.
Yes, I saw. Listen, all the VIPs were there. Was there a basketball match or what? You have bad hair. Yes, he is tall.
Yes, I know who he is. He's the guy who does Don't Die. It's the American who has a whole protocol to reduce his biological age. So he has plasma transfusions. From his own son, among others. From his own father, from his own son. He's a millionaire, isn't he? Yes, that's right. And he created a community called Don't Die, of people who join him on Instagram to try to rejuvenate these people.
Yes, I know who he is. He's the guy who does Don't Die. It's the American who has a whole protocol to reduce his biological age. So he has plasma transfusions. From his own son, among others. From his own father, from his own son. He's a millionaire, isn't he? Yes, that's right. And he created a community called Don't Die, of people who join him on Instagram to try to rejuvenate these people.
There is no poor man who wants eternal life, Adrien. No, no.
There is no poor man who wants eternal life, Adrien. No, no.
You put a fake cover. You put a little thing to hide. You put another book.
You put a fake cover. You put a little thing to hide. You put another book.
Yes, in fact, I just did my promo and I make my jokes like that. No, I'm not going to do it there.
Yes, in fact, I just did my promo and I make my jokes like that. No, I'm not going to do it there.
And I was on it because it was Kim Kardashian who did the promo for this thing. Already, I had a little clue about the fact that it was maybe a bit of a price tag.
And I was on it because it was Kim Kardashian who did the promo for this thing. Already, I had a little clue about the fact that it was maybe a bit of a price tag.
It's not that, okay. And his face was buffy.
It's not that, okay. And his face was buffy.
Il y a un problème sur les stats, c'est ça ?
Il y a un problème sur les stats, c'est ça ?
His balls are perfectly smooth now. It's the number of times they bandage.
His balls are perfectly smooth now. It's the number of times they bandage.
With his dog next to him. We turned around, he was in a well.
With his dog next to him. We turned around, he was in a well.
Ouais, ça me paraît pas mal. 83 d'un coup. Un petit bus.
Ouais, ça me paraît pas mal. 83 d'un coup. Un petit bus.
It's 11,000 euros. It's 11,000 euros, I'm telling you. With the cash flow money.
It's 11,000 euros. It's 11,000 euros, I'm telling you. With the cash flow money.
Il paraît que ça arrive plus vite qu'on croit.
Il paraît que ça arrive plus vite qu'on croit.
Does it come from Tours or not at all? Absolutely. And in Tours they have zero accent? It seems so.
Does it come from Tours or not at all? Absolutely. And in Tours they have zero accent? It seems so.
Oh, they said conspicuous accents. Yes, they did. We're going to say that, that, that. No, but it's a beautiful accent. They should have said funny.
Oh, they said conspicuous accents. Yes, they did. We're going to say that, that, that. No, but it's a beautiful accent. They should have said funny.
The Parisian accent, it's old. Ah, the Titi Parisian accent. Well, yes. Are you kidding or what? Well, yes.
The Parisian accent, it's old. Ah, the Titi Parisian accent. Well, yes. Are you kidding or what? Well, yes.
A little bit. Maybe you watched Splendid, I think. Maybe.
A little bit. Maybe you watched Splendid, I think. Maybe.
You were the only one to get up from the whole stadium.
You were the only one to get up from the whole stadium.
Crésus ! Ils oublient leur tête dans les hôtels.
Crésus ! Ils oublient leur tête dans les hôtels.
Leur thune. Adrien, il laisse des laisses de 500.
Leur thune. Adrien, il laisse des laisses de 500.
C'est Wemby ? Lui-même ? C'est lui-même. C'est Wemby. Ah ok, d'accord.
C'est Wemby ? Lui-même ? C'est lui-même. C'est Wemby. Ah ok, d'accord.
He wasn't here 6 or 7 years ago. He's your dog, he fucks all your dogs.
He wasn't here 6 or 7 years ago. He's your dog, he fucks all your dogs.
It's not a high-tech style thing, you know, like the LED masks and everything.
It's not a high-tech style thing, you know, like the LED masks and everything.
At Alpe d'Azur, they had all that, the LED masks.
At Alpe d'Azur, they had all that, the LED masks.
What does it do? You've always been sublime.
What does it do? You've always been sublime.
Well, Adrien did the acquisition. It changed his life. It changed his life. Maybe not anyway.
Well, Adrien did the acquisition. It changed his life. It changed his life. Maybe not anyway.
Yes, I think it plays, but in reality, it's really...
Yes, I think it plays, but in reality, it's really...
Meniel in Jacquemus. You get up from a single man. I would have loved to see that.
Meniel in Jacquemus. You get up from a single man. I would have loved to see that.
It's true that they said, we were called by Golel Moustache to do fiction. We don't like that, so it's a date. We said, try to write fiction for... The fiction on the internet, it's a date, I'm telling you.
It's true that they said, we were called by Golel Moustache to do fiction. We don't like that, so it's a date. We said, try to write fiction for... The fiction on the internet, it's a date, I'm telling you.
That's all. I thought there was no anecdote. No, no.
That's all. I thought there was no anecdote. No, no.
And there was a cappella, and the cappella, I said, it's not bad. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there was a cappella, and the cappella, I said, it's not bad. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kaplan told us very just before, because he was our leader of the troupe, he said, start from the principle that it is a capta, without an audience, and that it is not at all a comedy club in a train. And from the moment he said that, I was like, yeah, yeah, he's right.
Kaplan told us very just before, because he was our leader of the troupe, he said, start from the principle that it is a capta, without an audience, and that it is not at all a comedy club in a train. And from the moment he said that, I was like, yeah, yeah, he's right.
It's true that I saw him in the stores, he was there, I'm going to fuck them. He came in hysterical. Wait, there was a capta of that or not?
It's true that I saw him in the stores, he was there, I'm going to fuck them. He came in hysterical. Wait, there was a capta of that or not?
Especially that you had the announcement, that is to say, he makes his way and we hear, ladies and gentlemen, the train arrives in the station of Lille, Lille-Flandre. And there, he was really wise. I think he really wanted to throw the microphone at the people.
Especially that you had the announcement, that is to say, he makes his way and we hear, ladies and gentlemen, the train arrives in the station of Lille, Lille-Flandre. And there, he was really wise. I think he really wanted to throw the microphone at the people.
at the same time. No one should have done this thing.
at the same time. No one should have done this thing.
Ah, okay, I didn't have the ref. Oh, you're nice.
Ah, okay, I didn't have the ref. Oh, you're nice.
You didn't do it for the money, Justine. I did it for the money.
You didn't do it for the money, Justine. I did it for the money.
And I was surprised that he called me. Well, yes. That's cool.
And I was surprised that he called me. Well, yes. That's cool.
An inventory. The glasses, it's people who can't find them.
An inventory. The glasses, it's people who can't find them.
It's all, it's simple. What she will do, very certainly, given the trauma, I think she will go to these young surgeons.
It's all, it's simple. What she will do, very certainly, given the trauma, I think she will go to these young surgeons.
I'm taking this picture of the girl. I'm next to a mother-in-law now, on Wednesday.
I'm taking this picture of the girl. I'm next to a mother-in-law now, on Wednesday.
Ça fait dix pays, je vous rends compte. Si, je me sens dans la première, je crois.
Ça fait dix pays, je vous rends compte. Si, je me sens dans la première, je crois.
Wow, too much information. Yes, I'm in Supermal, but don't blink. How are you? Everything is fine? Yes, very well.
Wow, too much information. Yes, I'm in Supermal, but don't blink. How are you? Everything is fine? Yes, very well.
I'm fine. We're coming to the end of January.
I'm fine. We're coming to the end of January.
Mais ça fait le drap générique d'une manière générale dans sa vie.
Mais ça fait le drap générique d'une manière générale dans sa vie.
At first, I thought, what is this story about putting hate in a musical comedy? Are you crazy or what? I said, look,
At first, I thought, what is this story about putting hate in a musical comedy? Are you crazy or what? I said, look,
The cartel is great too. And another recommendation, it's an Instagram account called Almost Friday TV. Maybe you know it. These are Americans who do bullshit. And I love it, that's it.
The cartel is great too. And another recommendation, it's an Instagram account called Almost Friday TV. Maybe you know it. These are Americans who do bullshit. And I love it, that's it.
Yeah, it's a sketch. And in fact, since I'm nostalgic of the great period of YouTube, of Beagle, Golden and all, I'm now watching this kind of content, which is difficult to find in 2015. Yeah, that's true. And Almost Friday does that, and it's very unequal. In general, it's ugly because they don't have any prods behind them at all. They do that with iPhones, but they're extremely funny.
Yeah, it's a sketch. And in fact, since I'm nostalgic of the great period of YouTube, of Beagle, Golden and all, I'm now watching this kind of content, which is difficult to find in 2015. Yeah, that's true. And Almost Friday does that, and it's very unequal. In general, it's ugly because they don't have any prods behind them at all. They do that with iPhones, but they're extremely funny.
I'm waiting for the making-of, the making-of is coming out.
I'm waiting for the making-of, the making-of is coming out.
He went to Japan. Ah, because you're crazy already.
He went to Japan. Ah, because you're crazy already.
Maybe on OCS, on YouTube? On YouTube, yeah, I think there's going to be a bit of YouTube. Very good.
Maybe on OCS, on YouTube? On YouTube, yeah, I think there's going to be a bit of YouTube. Very good.
It's not a joke. I took Julia Ducournau. I said, yeah, I'm going to make a short film.
It's not a joke. I took Julia Ducournau. I said, yeah, I'm going to make a short film.
And it wasn't easy. It's hard. Especially when I wrote and realized and played in it and I was in all the shots. At the time, I didn't have to play in it. It's not that, it's that you had to... The main character or the director, otherwise I didn't have the money. So I said, okay, if the film didn't make it. So I said, we're going to do it. I suffered a lot.
And it wasn't easy. It's hard. Especially when I wrote and realized and played in it and I was in all the shots. At the time, I didn't have to play in it. It's not that, it's that you had to... The main character or the director, otherwise I didn't have the money. So I said, okay, if the film didn't make it. So I said, we're going to do it. I suffered a lot.
Because in fact, a horror film, you have to cry, cry everywhere with an E.H.
Because in fact, a horror film, you have to cry, cry everywhere with an E.H.
I applauded in advance. It's nice. J'ai fini ma promo.
I applauded in advance. It's nice. J'ai fini ma promo.
Oui, je fais des plateaux de stand-up. Pas mal au Cartel, entre autres. Au Cartel, beaucoup, oui. Parce que c'est ta... T'es chez moi !
Oui, je fais des plateaux de stand-up. Pas mal au Cartel, entre autres. Au Cartel, beaucoup, oui. Parce que c'est ta... T'es chez moi !
Autant le Sanfetti au-dessus. Mais le cartel est très, très bien.
Autant le Sanfetti au-dessus. Mais le cartel est très, très bien.
I have a doubt. He peed well. For me, yeah, it's like... It's like the peanuts once you start peeing.
I have a doubt. He peed well. For me, yeah, it's like... It's like the peanuts once you start peeing.
You don't find that a lot, you, Justine? Yeah, only 19% who do that.
It's a shit bubble, the Dries January. Sorry, I forgot. I'm surprised.
No, because I'm Breton, guys. I'm half Breton, half Parisian. So there are really two on alcohol this year.
Rien ! Toi, rien ? Non, moi, il faut que j'arrête de manger des frites le soir. Ah oui ? C'est quoi ce bébé cadeau ? Il mange des frites avec de la mayonnaise et du ketchup. Mais oui, de la mayonnaise sucrée. En regardant les street sharks.
Et le matin, tu manges des petits céréales ? Des petits cornflakes ? J'habite au-dessus d'un kebab, les gars. C'est baisé. Donc forcément, je vais chercher des frites. Et je mange des frites. Tout à fait logique à mes yeux. Normal.
Yes, I saw. Listen, all the VIPs were there. Was there a basketball match or what? You have bad hair. Yes, he is tall.
Yes, I know who he is. He's the guy who does Don't Die. It's the American who has a whole protocol to reduce his biological age. So he has plasma transfusions. From his own son, among others. From his own father, from his own son. He's a millionaire, isn't he? Yes, that's right. And he created a community called Don't Die, of people who join him on Instagram to try to rejuvenate these people.
There is no poor man who wants eternal life, Adrien. No, no.
You put a fake cover. You put a little thing to hide. You put another book.
Yes, in fact, I just did my promo and I make my jokes like that. No, I'm not going to do it there.
And I was on it because it was Kim Kardashian who did the promo for this thing. Already, I had a little clue about the fact that it was maybe a bit of a price tag.
It's not that, okay. And his face was buffy.
Il y a un problème sur les stats, c'est ça ?
His balls are perfectly smooth now. It's the number of times they bandage.
With his dog next to him. We turned around, he was in a well.
Ouais, ça me paraît pas mal. 83 d'un coup. Un petit bus.
It's 11,000 euros. It's 11,000 euros, I'm telling you. With the cash flow money.
Il paraît que ça arrive plus vite qu'on croit.
Does it come from Tours or not at all? Absolutely. And in Tours they have zero accent? It seems so.
Oh, they said conspicuous accents. Yes, they did. We're going to say that, that, that. No, but it's a beautiful accent. They should have said funny.
The Parisian accent, it's old. Ah, the Titi Parisian accent. Well, yes. Are you kidding or what? Well, yes.
A little bit. Maybe you watched Splendid, I think. Maybe.
You were the only one to get up from the whole stadium.
Crésus ! Ils oublient leur tête dans les hôtels.
Leur thune. Adrien, il laisse des laisses de 500.
C'est Wemby ? Lui-même ? C'est lui-même. C'est Wemby. Ah ok, d'accord.
He wasn't here 6 or 7 years ago. He's your dog, he fucks all your dogs.
It's not a high-tech style thing, you know, like the LED masks and everything.
At Alpe d'Azur, they had all that, the LED masks.
What does it do? You've always been sublime.
Well, Adrien did the acquisition. It changed his life. It changed his life. Maybe not anyway.
Yes, I think it plays, but in reality, it's really...
Meniel in Jacquemus. You get up from a single man. I would have loved to see that.
It's true that they said, we were called by Golel Moustache to do fiction. We don't like that, so it's a date. We said, try to write fiction for... The fiction on the internet, it's a date, I'm telling you.
That's all. I thought there was no anecdote. No, no.
And there was a cappella, and the cappella, I said, it's not bad. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kaplan told us very just before, because he was our leader of the troupe, he said, start from the principle that it is a capta, without an audience, and that it is not at all a comedy club in a train. And from the moment he said that, I was like, yeah, yeah, he's right.
It's true that I saw him in the stores, he was there, I'm going to fuck them. He came in hysterical. Wait, there was a capta of that or not?
Especially that you had the announcement, that is to say, he makes his way and we hear, ladies and gentlemen, the train arrives in the station of Lille, Lille-Flandre. And there, he was really wise. I think he really wanted to throw the microphone at the people.
at the same time. No one should have done this thing.
Ah, okay, I didn't have the ref. Oh, you're nice.
You didn't do it for the money, Justine. I did it for the money.
And I was surprised that he called me. Well, yes. That's cool.
An inventory. The glasses, it's people who can't find them.
It's all, it's simple. What she will do, very certainly, given the trauma, I think she will go to these young surgeons.
I'm taking this picture of the girl. I'm next to a mother-in-law now, on Wednesday.
Ça fait dix pays, je vous rends compte. Si, je me sens dans la première, je crois.
Wow, too much information. Yes, I'm in Supermal, but don't blink. How are you? Everything is fine? Yes, very well.
I'm fine. We're coming to the end of January.
Mais ça fait le drap générique d'une manière générale dans sa vie.
At first, I thought, what is this story about putting hate in a musical comedy? Are you crazy or what? I said, look,
The cartel is great too. And another recommendation, it's an Instagram account called Almost Friday TV. Maybe you know it. These are Americans who do bullshit. And I love it, that's it.
Yeah, it's a sketch. And in fact, since I'm nostalgic of the great period of YouTube, of Beagle, Golden and all, I'm now watching this kind of content, which is difficult to find in 2015. Yeah, that's true. And Almost Friday does that, and it's very unequal. In general, it's ugly because they don't have any prods behind them at all. They do that with iPhones, but they're extremely funny.
I'm waiting for the making-of, the making-of is coming out.
He went to Japan. Ah, because you're crazy already.
Maybe on OCS, on YouTube? On YouTube, yeah, I think there's going to be a bit of YouTube. Very good.
It's not a joke. I took Julia Ducournau. I said, yeah, I'm going to make a short film.
And it wasn't easy. It's hard. Especially when I wrote and realized and played in it and I was in all the shots. At the time, I didn't have to play in it. It's not that, it's that you had to... The main character or the director, otherwise I didn't have the money. So I said, okay, if the film didn't make it. So I said, we're going to do it. I suffered a lot.
Because in fact, a horror film, you have to cry, cry everywhere with an E.H.
I applauded in advance. It's nice. J'ai fini ma promo.
Oui, je fais des plateaux de stand-up. Pas mal au Cartel, entre autres. Au Cartel, beaucoup, oui. Parce que c'est ta... T'es chez moi !
Autant le Sanfetti au-dessus. Mais le cartel est très, très bien.
I have a doubt. He peed well. For me, yeah, it's like... It's like the peanuts once you start peeing.