Justine Lefautier
Appearances
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"Ariana Grande"
No, because I'm Breton, guys. I'm half Breton, half Parisian. So there are really two on alcohol this year.
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"Ariana Grande"
Rien ! Toi, rien ? Non, moi, il faut que j'arrête de manger des frites le soir. Ah oui ? C'est quoi ce bébé cadeau ? Il mange des frites avec de la mayonnaise et du ketchup. Mais oui, de la mayonnaise sucrée. En regardant les street sharks.
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"Ariana Grande"
Et le matin, tu manges des petits céréales ? Des petits cornflakes ? J'habite au-dessus d'un kebab, les gars. C'est baisé. Donc forcément, je vais chercher des frites. Et je mange des frites. Tout à fait logique à mes yeux. Normal.
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"Ariana Grande"
Yes, I saw. Listen, all the VIPs were there. Was there a basketball match or what? You have bad hair. Yes, he is tall.
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"Ariana Grande"
Yes, I know who he is. He's the guy who does Don't Die. It's the American who has a whole protocol to reduce his biological age. So he has plasma transfusions. From his own son, among others. From his own father, from his own son. He's a millionaire, isn't he? Yes, that's right. And he created a community called Don't Die, of people who join him on Instagram to try to rejuvenate these people.
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"Ariana Grande"
You put a fake cover. You put a little thing to hide. You put another book.
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"Ariana Grande"
Yes, in fact, I just did my promo and I make my jokes like that. No, I'm not going to do it there.
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"Ariana Grande"
And I was on it because it was Kim Kardashian who did the promo for this thing. Already, I had a little clue about the fact that it was maybe a bit of a price tag.
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"Ariana Grande"
His balls are perfectly smooth now. It's the number of times they bandage.
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"Ariana Grande"
It's 11,000 euros. It's 11,000 euros, I'm telling you. With the cash flow money.
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"Ariana Grande"
Does it come from Tours or not at all? Absolutely. And in Tours they have zero accent? It seems so.
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"Ariana Grande"
Oh, they said conspicuous accents. Yes, they did. We're going to say that, that, that. No, but it's a beautiful accent. They should have said funny.
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"Ariana Grande"
The Parisian accent, it's old. Ah, the Titi Parisian accent. Well, yes. Are you kidding or what? Well, yes.
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"Ariana Grande"
It's not a high-tech style thing, you know, like the LED masks and everything.
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"Ariana Grande"
Well, Adrien did the acquisition. It changed his life. It changed his life. Maybe not anyway.
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"Ariana Grande"
Meniel in Jacquemus. You get up from a single man. I would have loved to see that.
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"Ariana Grande"
It's true that they said, we were called by Golel Moustache to do fiction. We don't like that, so it's a date. We said, try to write fiction for... The fiction on the internet, it's a date, I'm telling you.
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"Ariana Grande"
And there was a cappella, and the cappella, I said, it's not bad. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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"Ariana Grande"
Kaplan told us very just before, because he was our leader of the troupe, he said, start from the principle that it is a capta, without an audience, and that it is not at all a comedy club in a train. And from the moment he said that, I was like, yeah, yeah, he's right.
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"Ariana Grande"
It's true that I saw him in the stores, he was there, I'm going to fuck them. He came in hysterical. Wait, there was a capta of that or not?
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"Ariana Grande"
Especially that you had the announcement, that is to say, he makes his way and we hear, ladies and gentlemen, the train arrives in the station of Lille, Lille-Flandre. And there, he was really wise. I think he really wanted to throw the microphone at the people.
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"Ariana Grande"
It's all, it's simple. What she will do, very certainly, given the trauma, I think she will go to these young surgeons.
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"Ariana Grande"
I'm taking this picture of the girl. I'm next to a mother-in-law now, on Wednesday.
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"Ariana Grande"
Ça fait dix pays, je vous rends compte. Si, je me sens dans la première, je crois.
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"Ariana Grande"
Wow, too much information. Yes, I'm in Supermal, but don't blink. How are you? Everything is fine? Yes, very well.
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"Ariana Grande"
At first, I thought, what is this story about putting hate in a musical comedy? Are you crazy or what? I said, look,
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"Ariana Grande"
The cartel is great too. And another recommendation, it's an Instagram account called Almost Friday TV. Maybe you know it. These are Americans who do bullshit. And I love it, that's it.
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"Ariana Grande"
Yeah, it's a sketch. And in fact, since I'm nostalgic of the great period of YouTube, of Beagle, Golden and all, I'm now watching this kind of content, which is difficult to find in 2015. Yeah, that's true. And Almost Friday does that, and it's very unequal. In general, it's ugly because they don't have any prods behind them at all. They do that with iPhones, but they're extremely funny.
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"Ariana Grande"
Maybe on OCS, on YouTube? On YouTube, yeah, I think there's going to be a bit of YouTube. Very good.
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"Ariana Grande"
It's not a joke. I took Julia Ducournau. I said, yeah, I'm going to make a short film.
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"Ariana Grande"
And it wasn't easy. It's hard. Especially when I wrote and realized and played in it and I was in all the shots. At the time, I didn't have to play in it. It's not that, it's that you had to... The main character or the director, otherwise I didn't have the money. So I said, okay, if the film didn't make it. So I said, we're going to do it. I suffered a lot.
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"Ariana Grande"
Because in fact, a horror film, you have to cry, cry everywhere with an E.H.
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"Ariana Grande"
Oui, je fais des plateaux de stand-up. Pas mal au Cartel, entre autres. Au Cartel, beaucoup, oui. Parce que c'est ta... T'es chez moi !
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"Ariana Grande"
I have a doubt. He peed well. For me, yeah, it's like... It's like the peanuts once you start peeing.