JV Hampton-VanSant
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1,473 appearances
5 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 27 Aug
JV Hampton-VanSant’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Look, the eye is a disgusting glue sack that shares the structural integrity of bog mulch.
That the same thing can be said of the soul is a quirk of evolution, a matter of coincidence.
Correlation, not causation.
Not that it's my fault either way, I didn't sign off on your blueprints.
Don't blame me for the strange design of your skin suits.
I am but a messenger relaying humble fact that the I in everything behind it is made with identical goop jelly slop.
And in the natural world, that goop jelly slop generally has a post-mortem shelf life of around two months.
In other words, it's rapidly biodegradable.
There's nothing wrong with that, of course.
If anything, it makes for a more environmentally conscious choice.
Like compostable products will be when shopping, or switching to solar panels when those become available.
Given the state of the world, it might not be the worst thing to soften my views about specific clichés.
Or, alternatively, I could lean into your views about those same cliches.
Exacerbate existing paranoia.
Milk that fear into a cup that runneth over.
Drink it in.
Throw it out.
After all, it's not the container itself that nourishes.
But... Eh.
Honestly, I have very little interest in souls...
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