Jérome Commandeur
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Est-ce que c'est quand la journée, t'es un homme et les nuits de pleine lune, tu deviens un loup ?
Est-ce que c'est quand la journée, t'es un homme et les nuits de pleine lune, tu deviens un loup ?
If they were wolf babies, for example, very normal. Very normal. The number 11 is even minimal. Worrying even.
If they were wolf babies, for example, very normal. Very normal. The number 11 is even minimal. Worrying even.
Like the mother has taken something that has deregulated the hormones?
Like the mother has taken something that has deregulated the hormones?
Des belles bagnoles. I think his car was stolen. It broke his ankle, I think. There was something terrible. I don't know who was driving.
Des belles bagnoles. I think his car was stolen. It broke his ankle, I think. There was something terrible. I don't know who was driving.
I'll let you read this title of Le Parisien.
I'll let you read this title of Le Parisien.
who said to himself, I hope it's not a problematic guy. He had no idea who they were. He was like, ah, ah, ah. In the ear, we said, it's good, it's good, it's good. You look for it. You know that.
who said to himself, I hope it's not a problematic guy. He had no idea who they were. He was like, ah, ah, ah. In the ear, we said, it's good, it's good, it's good. You look for it. You know that.
C'est Jérôme Commandeur le prénom de ta vie ?
C'est Jérôme Commandeur le prénom de ta vie ?
Moi, j'ai regardé la télé depuis vraiment longtemps. Les Marches de l'Histoire. Y'a pas un Lopez ?
Moi, j'ai regardé la télé depuis vraiment longtemps. Les Marches de l'Histoire. Y'a pas un Lopez ?
He was very early. I lifted my t-shirt up to my chest and I peed. I left my pants until I ran away.
He was very early. I lifted my t-shirt up to my chest and I peed. I left my pants until I ran away.
The man of Tosarat says, he peed in the thing. So...
The man of Tosarat says, he peed in the thing. So...
There is a thing in the bronzes where they have a pen hooked with a chip, you have to put it in a bottle.
There is a thing in the bronzes where they have a pen hooked with a chip, you have to put it in a bottle.
Alors moi, j'étais déjà outré. C'est toi qui m'as appris, Florent, que c'était pas forcément à Pékin. Déjà, ça s'appelle Pékin Express.
Alors moi, j'étais déjà outré. C'est toi qui m'as appris, Florent, que c'était pas forcément à Pékin. Déjà, ça s'appelle Pékin Express.
In any case, the castings are open.
In any case, the castings are open.
Il ne faut surtout pas faire ça parce que ça annule l'effet du bicarbonate de soude. En fait, ça fait de la mousse.
Il ne faut surtout pas faire ça parce que ça annule l'effet du bicarbonate de soude. En fait, ça fait de la mousse.
Non, il ne faut pas le faire, justement.
Non, il ne faut pas le faire, justement.
Non mais attends, le capitalisme, il nous fait croire qu'on a besoin d'acheter des produits. Et du coup, on oublie que juste du vinaigre blanc, ça fait des miracles. Tout simplement.
Non mais attends, le capitalisme, il nous fait croire qu'on a besoin d'acheter des produits. Et du coup, on oublie que juste du vinaigre blanc, ça fait des miracles. Tout simplement.
Tu lui as mis un oignon coupé en deux sous son lit, c'est ça ?
Tu lui as mis un oignon coupé en deux sous son lit, c'est ça ?
Bien sûr que c'est n'importe quoi, mais c'est pas plus n'importe quoi que de foutre un oignon sous son lit. C'est un peu plus n'importe quoi.
Bien sûr que c'est n'importe quoi, mais c'est pas plus n'importe quoi que de foutre un oignon sous son lit. C'est un peu plus n'importe quoi.
What was the thing about the gaffe that you sent me there, which was incredible? The two-player game. It was on Saturday, it was crazy.
What was the thing about the gaffe that you sent me there, which was incredible? The two-player game. It was on Saturday, it was crazy.
It's all F1. It's on YouTube. And so, really, in terms of freedom, we will say, in the world. It's the France of the time.
It's all F1. It's on YouTube. And so, really, in terms of freedom, we will say, in the world. It's the France of the time.
Me, there is something that had struck me, it was in Surprise Surprise, the prank show.
Me, there is something that had struck me, it was in Surprise Surprise, the prank show.
And basically, he was sitting on a terrace of coffee, and basically, there was music playing, and at some point, it's playing, it's playing for me.
And basically, he was sitting on a terrace of coffee, and basically, there was music playing, and at some point, it's playing, it's playing for me.
And he says, oh, well, that's crazy and everything. And he says, oh, yeah, yeah, but here, they're fans of this song, here, in this country and everything. And he says, oh, yeah, but I didn't know, and everything. And then, at the end, they say, well, no, no, no, it's wrong. It's true. It's horrible, isn't it?
And he says, oh, well, that's crazy and everything. And he says, oh, yeah, yeah, but here, they're fans of this song, here, in this country and everything. And he says, oh, yeah, but I didn't know, and everything. And then, at the end, they say, well, no, no, no, it's wrong. It's true. It's horrible, isn't it?
During the whole thing, they go on, they go to other places, people recognize them, and they're like, wow, that's great for me.
During the whole thing, they go on, they go to other places, people recognize them, and they're like, wow, that's great for me.
Okay, it's less cruel than what I... I thought it was like, they sent you and they didn't know at all. They said, we're too fans.
Okay, it's less cruel than what I... I thought it was like, they sent you and they didn't know at all. They said, we're too fans.
Like, you go there and say, do you want to take a picture? They say, no, not at all.
Like, you go there and say, do you want to take a picture? They say, no, not at all.
C'est un truc qu'ils font... Le truc de toutes les activités qu'ils peuvent faire à l'école, c'est leur préféré ?
C'est un truc qu'ils font... Le truc de toutes les activités qu'ils peuvent faire à l'école, c'est leur préféré ?
with just a light. Fuck, but there's a thing here! Eight children prefer to shit at school, but what do we care? Well, sleep, shit, sleep, finally, we don't care.
with just a light. Fuck, but there's a thing here! Eight children prefer to shit at school, but what do we care? Well, sleep, shit, sleep, finally, we don't care.
I mean, it reminds us of the shitter all the rest of the year. The crotter.
I mean, it reminds us of the shitter all the rest of the year. The crotter.
Ah, il a crotté. Ouais, ok, je comprends. Mais du coup, c'est peut-être ça qui... Du coup, c'est peut-être ça.
Ah, il a crotté. Ouais, ok, je comprends. Mais du coup, c'est peut-être ça qui... Du coup, c'est peut-être ça.
As it's classified by age, the big guys who want to make fun of the little ones, they just have to put themselves in front of the little ones. They know that there are only little ones in front. And then, they roll. Oh, the shit! Oh, the shit! Come on, a shit, a cracker, a second cracker, a cracker. A third cracker.
As it's classified by age, the big guys who want to make fun of the little ones, they just have to put themselves in front of the little ones. They know that there are only little ones in front. And then, they roll. Oh, the shit! Oh, the shit! Come on, a shit, a cracker, a second cracker, a cracker. A third cracker.
You receive guests, a coffee, a piss.
You receive guests, a coffee, a piss.
C'est vrai que ça fait mission en France 5.
C'est vrai que ça fait mission en France 5.
And when there's a bridge... Ah, yes, yes, yes.
And when there's a bridge... Ah, yes, yes, yes.
That's our France. Thank you, France, for that.
That's our France. Thank you, France, for that.
The last time I stopped on a highway, and I really said, we're going to have the bridge. And as soon as I got there, I didn't even cross it, I just got in, I didn't ask for more, I went back down. This plastic tube, I love it. There is a side between the urbex and an oasis. When you cross the void and then there is a bit of civilization.
The last time I stopped on a highway, and I really said, we're going to have the bridge. And as soon as I got there, I didn't even cross it, I just got in, I didn't ask for more, I went back down. This plastic tube, I love it. There is a side between the urbex and an oasis. When you cross the void and then there is a bit of civilization.
Moi, même pas. Moi, je trouve que ça devrait être juste les trucs, les restos qui sont à même la boutique, quoi.
Moi, même pas. Moi, je trouve que ça devrait être juste les trucs, les restos qui sont à même la boutique, quoi.
Ah bon ? On l'apprend. Ça a l'air totalement faux. C'est totalement faux ?
Ah bon ? On l'apprend. Ça a l'air totalement faux. C'est totalement faux ?
Again, he defrauds the chronicle, I imagine.
Again, he defrauds the chronicle, I imagine.
He's president, there's a side... It's weird to say, I launch a product, but after, technically, I imagine that it's not forbidden, but...
He's president, there's a side... It's weird to say, I launch a product, but after, technically, I imagine that it's not forbidden, but...
He had released stuff, sorry, but at the time when he was president before, he had released stuff, I think, I don't remember anymore.
He had released stuff, sorry, but at the time when he was president before, he had released stuff, I think, I don't remember anymore.
In any case, she smiles at him. But is the promo axis to say, with that, I can even fuck Joe Biden's wife?
In any case, she smiles at him. But is the promo axis to say, with that, I can even fuck Joe Biden's wife?
I have a headache just imagining the smell of the perfume. Donald Trump.
I have a headache just imagining the smell of the perfume. Donald Trump.
A black dragon, but with the potards at 12.
A black dragon, but with the potards at 12.
No, but I just had a flashback. Indeed, he had sold derivative products, since he had sold NFTs, but in the form of cards to collect. Ah yes, of course. Where it was Trump cosmonaut, Trump boxer, Trump cowboy.
No, but I just had a flashback. Indeed, he had sold derivative products, since he had sold NFTs, but in the form of cards to collect. Ah yes, of course. Where it was Trump cosmonaut, Trump boxer, Trump cowboy.
If someone asked me to... Because you refused. Yes, yes, several. But I don't want to say... No, but there's nothing to say.
If someone asked me to... Because you refused. Yes, yes, several. But I don't want to say... No, but there's nothing to say.
No, but... We're talking about commercials or making a story... It could be a story if you have an anecdote. It was a bit annoying, they sent me a DM, and it was a product to, basically, wash the intimate parts. I said, it's fine, I don't need... They wanted to send me the free thing, and at the same time, in exchange for a mouse, I said, no, it's okay.
No, but... We're talking about commercials or making a story... It could be a story if you have an anecdote. It was a bit annoying, they sent me a DM, and it was a product to, basically, wash the intimate parts. I said, it's fine, I don't need... They wanted to send me the free thing, and at the same time, in exchange for a mouse, I said, no, it's okay.
But hey, it was a bit annoying for him. That I say, a thing for people who stink of the dick, it's my brother, you think. There was a real reason, there was a real reason.
But hey, it was a bit annoying for him. That I say, a thing for people who stink of the dick, it's my brother, you think. There was a real reason, there was a real reason.
Really? Yeah, he worked at... Advertising, I think, if I'm not mistaken.
Really? Yeah, he worked at... Advertising, I think, if I'm not mistaken.
And there, you've lost everything.
And there, you've lost everything.
But I find it very worrying that there is a shortage in this environment. It's that they're going to recruit people, it's going to be the limit. It's going to be hilarious. It's going to be terrible. You'll see, that's it. It's that if there's a shortage, it's going to be terrible.
But I find it very worrying that there is a shortage in this environment. It's that they're going to recruit people, it's going to be the limit. It's going to be hilarious. It's going to be terrible. You'll see, that's it. It's that if there's a shortage, it's going to be terrible.
Oh yes, but they are high-end. I was thinking of guys with fake beards.
Oh yes, but they are high-end. I was thinking of guys with fake beards.
She doesn't have a Santa Claus anymore. I wonder if there are guys who have such a Santa Claus physique that during the Christmas period, they hide a lot and then they're quiet.
She doesn't have a Santa Claus anymore. I wonder if there are guys who have such a Santa Claus physique that during the Christmas period, they hide a lot and then they're quiet.
Et en le pointant du doigt en le filmant. Non, non, mais je me demande s'il y a des mecs qui, comme des saisonniers, quoi. Mais je pense pas que tu gagnes des milliers d'essence.
Et en le pointant du doigt en le filmant. Non, non, mais je me demande s'il y a des mecs qui, comme des saisonniers, quoi. Mais je pense pas que tu gagnes des milliers d'essence.
A footix, in fact. A footix, we were messing around with her. I was going to say a girl from the corner.
A footix, in fact. A footix, we were messing around with her. I was going to say a girl from the corner.
It's not you, dad, who... No, no, not you at all. It's my father who invented the lutein farceur, I remember.
It's not you, dad, who... No, no, not you at all. It's my father who invented the lutein farceur, I remember.
The lutein farceur, he lost the house at the poker.
The lutein farceur, he lost the house at the poker.
No, exactly, absolutely not. Absolutely, the opposite. The exact opposite.
No, exactly, absolutely not. Absolutely, the opposite. The exact opposite.
I'm not going to lie to you, it was a disaster. I'm a specialist in little sentences like that, where you say, I have to say something. Oh no!
I'm not going to lie to you, it was a disaster. I'm a specialist in little sentences like that, where you say, I have to say something. Oh no!
And really... Stop, please, to say that.
And really... Stop, please, to say that.
Yes, that's it, Dupond-Moretti. People, stop, I swear.
Yes, that's it, Dupond-Moretti. People, stop, I swear.
He says, yes, it has no interest, it has no interest.
He says, yes, it has no interest, it has no interest.
Et il y avait aussi le truc où tout le monde disait, écoutez, il faut qu'il sorte de prison parce que son état de santé ne permet pas de rester. Et vraiment, deux jours après, on le voit à la fête de la musique, en train de danser sur Jomb. Ah oui, oui, c'est vrai, c'est vrai. Jomb, il est en train de danser, tout est bon. Ouais, je crois que ça va.
Et il y avait aussi le truc où tout le monde disait, écoutez, il faut qu'il sorte de prison parce que son état de santé ne permet pas de rester. Et vraiment, deux jours après, on le voit à la fête de la musique, en train de danser sur Jomb. Ah oui, oui, c'est vrai, c'est vrai. Jomb, il est en train de danser, tout est bon. Ouais, je crois que ça va.
Well, yes, he's a businessman. I lost it, damn it. I'm Tapie, wait, are you kidding or what? Wait, I lost Tapie, wait. Everyone will remember, I can tell you. The name Tapie, everyone will know this name in Panama.
Well, yes, he's a businessman. I lost it, damn it. I'm Tapie, wait, are you kidding or what? Wait, I lost Tapie, wait. Everyone will remember, I can tell you. The name Tapie, everyone will know this name in Panama.
It's Patrick Sébastien. It's Patrick. If that's being silly, I tell you, do it right now, you're going to enjoy it.
It's Patrick Sébastien. It's Patrick. If that's being silly, I tell you, do it right now, you're going to enjoy it.
It's great. It was really what he said. I would leave a boss on my coffin for the well-thinking. To piss them off.
It's great. It was really what he said. I would leave a boss on my coffin for the well-thinking. To piss them off.
I always prefer natural bullshit. Which makes me say horrors that are not my values at all.
I always prefer natural bullshit. Which makes me say horrors that are not my values at all.
Attends, quel rapport ? Moi, je le dis.
Attends, quel rapport ? Moi, je le dis.
Moi, je bande encore. Et alors quoi ? Et alors quoi ? Poutez-moi les menottes, en fait.
Moi, je bande encore. Et alors quoi ? Et alors quoi ? Poutez-moi les menottes, en fait.
C'est un mythe. C'est Clément Victorovitch, mais putain, c'est vrai qu'il est tout le temps très... Oui, Clément.
C'est un mythe. C'est Clément Victorovitch, mais putain, c'est vrai qu'il est tout le temps très... Oui, Clément.
Par quelqu'un ? Par des gens en général. Des animateurs de télé, des journalistes. En hurlant ?
Par quelqu'un ? Par des gens en général. Des animateurs de télé, des journalistes. En hurlant ?
It's BonnetoileJV, all attached. Video games. So I follow him on Instagram.
It's BonnetoileJV, all attached. Video games. So I follow him on Instagram.
No, not just that. Because Shaq is very PC.
No, not just that. Because Shaq is very PC.
No, it's a lot of PC, but not just that. A lot of games come out on several platforms.
No, it's a lot of PC, but not just that. A lot of games come out on several platforms.
If there's a book, there's Amazon.
If there's a book, there's Amazon.
And there, it's wonderful. That's it, that's it. Like a chapel round.
And there, it's wonderful. That's it, that's it. Like a chapel round.
But it's D-Myzy who said that, because he does interviews with Anglo-Saxon rappers sometimes, and people were fucking with his accent, and he said, but in fact, people understand better like that than if I try to make an American accent, and then I eat the words and everything.
But it's D-Myzy who said that, because he does interviews with Anglo-Saxon rappers sometimes, and people were fucking with his accent, and he said, but in fact, people understand better like that than if I try to make an American accent, and then I eat the words and everything.
Yeah. So it's true that it's better not to piss yourself off. Because you have a pretty common way of life.
Yeah. So it's true that it's better not to piss yourself off. Because you have a pretty common way of life.
Ah, yes, okay. But people also say obnibulé. Ah, yes, that's right. Obnibulé.
Ah, yes, okay. But people also say obnibulé. Ah, yes, that's right. Obnibulé.