Kail

welcome to the shit show things are going to get weird it's your fave villain and you're listening to barely famous happy birthday to you happy birthday to you

The funkle, if you will.

The gunkle, the gay uncle.

I have to tell you that unrelated to your birthday, my mom's older brother, super gay, right?

Really?

Best fucking gifts ever.

When I was a kid, he got me the coolest pink fuzzy blanket as a gift.

I got Britney Spears' first perfume, Curious.

Like I'm talking the best gifts came from my gunkle.

My gunkles because they were married.

Just saying.

Yeah.

So does it actually feel different than being 15 though?

Or do you think once you're able to drive without anyone in the car that then it will feel different?

I cannot be physically present in the car.

I'm not getting in the car with you until you're like 20.

No, because if y'all both go to the private school, he's going to have to drive you.

Everybody's getting in the car with Eliante.

all of them especially lux and creed i won't let lux and creed drive with you i think that would be too much of a distraction one at a time no not even unless it's an emergency i would prefer to keep the distractions at a minimum and i think the only sibling that i would let you drive with right now would be lincoln um for you lincoln how does it feel to have a 16 year old brother i feel young because he's so old you know right since he's an unk you're basically the nephew

Yeah.