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So the trial opened

on April 29th, 2025, inside the Supreme Court of Victoria, sitting at the Latrobe Valley Courts in Morwell, and the courtroom sat in a small town.

The home where the lunch had taken place was less than an hour's drive away, and Justice Christopher Beale presided.

And before the first witness was called, the charges had already shifted, and prosecutors dropped every count connected to Simon Patterson.

And the three attempted murder charges alleging she had poisoned him on separate occasions in 2021 and 2022 were now gone.

And so was the charge that she had tried to kill him at the July lunch.

But what remained was the three counts of murder for Dawn Patterson,

Gail Patterson and Heather Wilkinson, and one count of attempted murder for Ian Wilkinson.

And Erin pleaded not guilty to all charges, because she's an evil piece of shit, as we now know.

And the evidence phase alone consumed seven weeks, followed by six days of closing arguments and six and a half days behind the jury room door.

And over those weeks, the courtroom heard two entirely different versions of the same woman.