Kansai Yasuda
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Thank you. Thank you. Hi, guys. I used to date with this girl, beautiful girl. And after we dated for one month, she dumped me. And I was devastated. I was sad. Because she didn't tell me a reason why. So I went up to Facebook and see what was going on in her life. Turns out she used to date with this huge... black, masculine man.
Thank you. Thank you. Hi, guys. I used to date with this girl, beautiful girl. And after we dated for one month, she dumped me. And I was devastated. I was sad. Because she didn't tell me a reason why. So I went up to Facebook and see what was going on in her life. Turns out she used to date with this huge... black, masculine man.
And after dumping me, she's back with this huge, same black, masculine man again. And do you guys eat sushi? Do you guys know the reason why there's a little ginger right next to sushi? Yeah, it's a palate cleanser. So this bitch using me for palate cleanser. Because she didn't want to eat big black tuna twice in a row. She had to eat pickled ginger penis in between. Thank you. Kansai Suda.
And after dumping me, she's back with this huge, same black, masculine man again. And do you guys eat sushi? Do you guys know the reason why there's a little ginger right next to sushi? Yeah, it's a palate cleanser. So this bitch using me for palate cleanser. Because she didn't want to eat big black tuna twice in a row. She had to eat pickled ginger penis in between. Thank you. Kansai Suda.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thank you. You're welcome.
It's amazing. I'm living with a black roommate.
It's amazing. I'm living with a black roommate.
George Talkies. George Talkies.
George Talkies. George Talkies.
It's a very new culture to me.
It's a very new culture to me.
It's a, he, every day he chase, he wanna chase hoes. That's what.
It's a, he, every day he chase, he wanna chase hoes. That's what.
Chases, chase hoes. That's, that's.
Chases, chase hoes. That's, that's.
Hoes. Oh, hoes. Hoes. Hoes. Hoes. Chases hoes. Chases hoes every day, and.
Hoes. Oh, hoes. Hoes. Hoes. Hoes. Chases hoes. Chases hoes every day, and.
I go out. I just go outside and then go to library or just go to coffee shop and then write. Write. Write.
I go out. I just go outside and then go to library or just go to coffee shop and then write. Write. Write.
We tap that ass in a train.
We tap that ass in a train.
Well, he's going to... chase some holes again.
Well, he's going to... chase some holes again.
Hans Kim. Yes. took me to his tour. Oh. Yeah.
Hans Kim. Yes. took me to his tour. Oh. Yeah.
Yeah. Uh-huh. We went to his house. Oh. Yeah. And two fat cats he had. What? Two fat cats.
Yeah. Uh-huh. We went to his house. Oh. Yeah. And two fat cats he had. What? Two fat cats.
Yeah. And then... Uh-huh.
Yeah. And then... Uh-huh.
It was difficult. But yeah, that was two fat cats, and then we play Mario Brothers.
It was difficult. But yeah, that was two fat cats, and then we play Mario Brothers.
Waluigi, Waluigi. Oh, very good. Waluigi. Waluigi.
Waluigi, Waluigi. Oh, very good. Waluigi. Waluigi.
Well, it's... Yeah. Waluigi looks like... Waluigi looks like Tony a little bit.
Well, it's... Yeah. Waluigi looks like... Waluigi looks like Tony a little bit.
I want to eat ramen every day here.
I want to eat ramen every day here.
I eat ramen, the Korean ramen.
I eat ramen, the Korean ramen.
Yeah, I cook it with my black friend. Whoa.
Yeah, I cook it with my black friend. Whoa.
I eat sausage. I love sausage.
I eat sausage. I love sausage.
Waluigi ate a lot of sausage.
Waluigi ate a lot of sausage.
Hi guys. I don't like when people in North America say, hey yo, respect. Instead of saying bye. Because in Japan, we take respect to a whole nother level. Like for example, I'm 28 years old. Make some noise if you're younger than 28 years old. Nice. So, you guys mean nothing to me. Like, at all.
Hi guys. I don't like when people in North America say, hey yo, respect. Instead of saying bye. Because in Japan, we take respect to a whole nother level. Like for example, I'm 28 years old. Make some noise if you're younger than 28 years old. Nice. So, you guys mean nothing to me. Like, at all.
In Japan, we ask ages all the time, because we have to decide what kind of relationship we're gonna have going forward. Like, are you gonna be my daddy, or are you gonna be my bitch? That's why, that's why, you know, because in North America, it's not good to ask ages. So that's why I have no choice but guess people's ages by how they look. And that's why I respect so many white people.
In Japan, we ask ages all the time, because we have to decide what kind of relationship we're gonna have going forward. Like, are you gonna be my daddy, or are you gonna be my bitch? That's why, that's why, you know, because in North America, it's not good to ask ages. So that's why I have no choice but guess people's ages by how they look. And that's why I respect so many white people.
Because you guys, you guys age like a banana in hot summer. Thank you very much. Thank you.
Because you guys, you guys age like a banana in hot summer. Thank you very much. Thank you.
Thank you very much, Donnie.
Thank you very much, Donnie.
Because... I don't know, I am a good person to have a conversation with because I have good parents. And Zen.
Because... I don't know, I am a good person to have a conversation with because I have good parents. And Zen.
Tondo Ramen. Tondo Ramen.
Tondo Ramen. Tondo Ramen.
Wow. It just hit the 10-year anniversary. How do you spell it? T-O-N-D-O.
Wow. It just hit the 10-year anniversary. How do you spell it? T-O-N-D-O.
Again, again, look. So stressful.
Again, again, look. So stressful.
I believe not. I don't know. It's... It's maybe sometimes, sometimes.
I believe not. I don't know. It's... It's maybe sometimes, sometimes.
Disagree? Is what? One second. Disagree. Disagree. Disagree. Disagree. She works at the, because she's Filipino, so she works a lot. So she works all day in Toronto in Tondo Ramen. And then I'm like, I have no job, so. So I have to wait for her. So that's hard for me.
Disagree? Is what? One second. Disagree. Disagree. Disagree. Disagree. She works at the, because she's Filipino, so she works a lot. So she works all day in Toronto in Tondo Ramen. And then I'm like, I have no job, so. So I have to wait for her. So that's hard for me.
It's a different ramen company attacking Rikuto no Ramen.
It's a different ramen company attacking Rikuto no Ramen.
I wish my semen is important enough to get permitted. I wish everybody desire my semen. I wish someone suck me off. And keep my semen inside a mouse. And try to cross a border. and get shot at and die. And this person's whole family is devastated just because of my semen. Thank you very much.
I wish my semen is important enough to get permitted. I wish everybody desire my semen. I wish someone suck me off. And keep my semen inside a mouse. And try to cross a border. and get shot at and die. And this person's whole family is devastated just because of my semen. Thank you very much.
Last week been amazing. I did Vulcan. Oh, Vulcan. Vulcan. Uh-huh. That is? Secret show. Ooh. Yeah. Secret show. Red bun. Yeah. Secret.
Last week been amazing. I did Vulcan. Oh, Vulcan. Vulcan. Uh-huh. That is? Secret show. Ooh. Yeah. Secret show. Red bun. Yeah. Secret.
Little, little bit. Little bit.
Little, little bit. Little bit.
Big fat tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. No, like a... No, but like a strong, like you.
Big fat tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. No, like a... No, but like a strong, like you.
I haven't. I talked to... Uh-huh. Uh... But I... But she... She was, like, busy working at a ramen shop. She was be... She was busy? Yeah. So I talked to my parents. Uh-huh. What did your parents say? My dad was happy, but a little bit sad.
I haven't. I talked to... Uh-huh. Uh... But I... But she... She was, like, busy working at a ramen shop. She was be... She was busy? Yeah. So I talked to my parents. Uh-huh. What did your parents say? My dad was happy, but a little bit sad.
Because we made a promise to each other that if I don't do... If you don't make it in comedy, that you have to get a real college degree and a job.
Because we made a promise to each other that if I don't do... If you don't make it in comedy, that you have to get a real college degree and a job.
Because we made a promise that I was going to take over his nail salon. Oh.
Because we made a promise that I was going to take over his nail salon. Oh.
Yeah, it's in Tokyo, Japan, Shinagawa.
Yeah, it's in Tokyo, Japan, Shinagawa.
Yeah, like, she helps my dad. But now she quit because she didn't like it. And now she works at the supermarket.
Yeah, like, she helps my dad. But now she quit because she didn't like it. And now she works at the supermarket.
She paint narrow. She controls the vegetable.
She paint narrow. She controls the vegetable.
Does she use her hands? Yeah, like multiple vegetables. Oh, multiple vegetables. Yeah, and with the hand, and then... And she, I think, just, like, move it around.
Does she use her hands? Yeah, like multiple vegetables. Oh, multiple vegetables. Yeah, and with the hand, and then... And she, I think, just, like, move it around.
And just put it into the right spot. Right.
And just put it into the right spot. Right.
Yes, she's half Filipino, half Japanese.
Yes, she's half Filipino, half Japanese.
She doesn't let me eat her pussy.
She doesn't let me eat her pussy.
My eyeball? The color of the eyeball is black.
My eyeball? The color of the eyeball is black.
She says she's... Like, she doesn't want me to watch it.
She says she's... Like, she doesn't want me to watch it.
It felt really good. I bet it does feel really good.
It felt really good. I bet it does feel really good.
Yeah. You really do, don't you? I can't wait anymore. I know.
Yeah. You really do, don't you? I can't wait anymore. I know.
Thank you. Thank you. Hi, guys. I used to date with this girl, beautiful girl. And after we dated for one month, she dumped me. And I was devastated. I was sad. Because she didn't tell me a reason why. So I went up to Facebook and see what was going on in her life. Turns out she used to date with this huge... black, masculine man.
And after dumping me, she's back with this huge, same black, masculine man again. And do you guys eat sushi? Do you guys know the reason why there's a little ginger right next to sushi? Yeah, it's a palate cleanser. So this bitch using me for palate cleanser. Because she didn't want to eat big black tuna twice in a row. She had to eat pickled ginger penis in between. Thank you. Kansai Suda.
Thank you. You're welcome.
It's amazing. I'm living with a black roommate.
George Talkies. George Talkies.
It's a very new culture to me.
It's a, he, every day he chase, he wanna chase hoes. That's what.
Chases, chase hoes. That's, that's.
Hoes. Oh, hoes. Hoes. Hoes. Hoes. Chases hoes. Chases hoes every day, and.
I go out. I just go outside and then go to library or just go to coffee shop and then write. Write. Write.
We tap that ass in a train.
Well, he's going to... chase some holes again.
Hans Kim. Yes. took me to his tour. Oh. Yeah.
Yeah. Uh-huh. We went to his house. Oh. Yeah. And two fat cats he had. What? Two fat cats.
Yeah. And then... Uh-huh.
It was difficult. But yeah, that was two fat cats, and then we play Mario Brothers.
Waluigi, Waluigi. Oh, very good. Waluigi. Waluigi.
Well, it's... Yeah. Waluigi looks like... Waluigi looks like Tony a little bit.
I want to eat ramen every day here.
I eat ramen, the Korean ramen.
Yeah, I cook it with my black friend. Whoa.
I eat sausage. I love sausage.
Waluigi ate a lot of sausage.
Hi guys. I don't like when people in North America say, hey yo, respect. Instead of saying bye. Because in Japan, we take respect to a whole nother level. Like for example, I'm 28 years old. Make some noise if you're younger than 28 years old. Nice. So, you guys mean nothing to me. Like, at all.
In Japan, we ask ages all the time, because we have to decide what kind of relationship we're gonna have going forward. Like, are you gonna be my daddy, or are you gonna be my bitch? That's why, that's why, you know, because in North America, it's not good to ask ages. So that's why I have no choice but guess people's ages by how they look. And that's why I respect so many white people.
Because you guys, you guys age like a banana in hot summer. Thank you very much. Thank you.
Thank you very much, Donnie.
Because... I don't know, I am a good person to have a conversation with because I have good parents. And Zen.
Tondo Ramen. Tondo Ramen.
Wow. It just hit the 10-year anniversary. How do you spell it? T-O-N-D-O.
Again, again, look. So stressful.
I believe not. I don't know. It's... It's maybe sometimes, sometimes.
Disagree? Is what? One second. Disagree. Disagree. Disagree. Disagree. She works at the, because she's Filipino, so she works a lot. So she works all day in Toronto in Tondo Ramen. And then I'm like, I have no job, so. So I have to wait for her. So that's hard for me.
It's a different ramen company attacking Rikuto no Ramen.
I wish my semen is important enough to get permitted. I wish everybody desire my semen. I wish someone suck me off. And keep my semen inside a mouse. And try to cross a border. and get shot at and die. And this person's whole family is devastated just because of my semen. Thank you very much.
Last week been amazing. I did Vulcan. Oh, Vulcan. Vulcan. Uh-huh. That is? Secret show. Ooh. Yeah. Secret show. Red bun. Yeah. Secret.
Little, little bit. Little bit.
Big fat tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. No, like a... No, but like a strong, like you.
I haven't. I talked to... Uh-huh. Uh... But I... But she... She was, like, busy working at a ramen shop. She was be... She was busy? Yeah. So I talked to my parents. Uh-huh. What did your parents say? My dad was happy, but a little bit sad.
Because we made a promise to each other that if I don't do... If you don't make it in comedy, that you have to get a real college degree and a job.
Because we made a promise that I was going to take over his nail salon. Oh.
Yeah, it's in Tokyo, Japan, Shinagawa.
Yeah, like, she helps my dad. But now she quit because she didn't like it. And now she works at the supermarket.
She paint narrow. She controls the vegetable.
Does she use her hands? Yeah, like multiple vegetables. Oh, multiple vegetables. Yeah, and with the hand, and then... And she, I think, just, like, move it around.
And just put it into the right spot. Right.
Yes, she's half Filipino, half Japanese.
She doesn't let me eat her pussy.
My eyeball? The color of the eyeball is black.
She says she's... Like, she doesn't want me to watch it.
It felt really good. I bet it does feel really good.
Yeah. You really do, don't you? I can't wait anymore. I know.