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Chapter 1: What is Kill Tony?
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And now here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Hey, this is Redman coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of K.L. Tony. Give it up for Tony. It's clear!
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We did a roast of WrestleMania, which lasted until the wee hours of the night, and then hung out with Triple H and fucking a bunch of people that you guys could never fathom the type of life that I live, long story short. And so that's sunglasses night. That's sunglasses night for this guy, too. Look at this dirt ball right here. He's got a grill. Absolutely. That's unbelievable, sir.
How fucking cool are you? I love it. I need someone to take my trash out on Wednesdays. Are you free on Wednesdays? All right. Anyway. Fuck yeah. Before we get tonight's show started, here's a little bit more from the amazing sponsors that made it all possible. Hey, y'all. This podcast is indeed sponsored by Blue Chew. Guys, have better sex with Blue Chew.
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Chapter 2: Who are Antonio Brown and Tommy Pope?
You're welcome.
Wow.
This was very cathartic. You are an interesting psychological case. It does seem like things have slowed up a bit with you. Kind of just like in your life. Are you like tired today? No. Are you on medicine perhaps?
No, I'm unmedicated. I've actually been going through Adderall withdrawals.
Oh, wow. So who would have guessed that the thing that gives you energy and pep, you were on before. Yes. And now you're not. Wow. It almost seems like that's the exact answer that I was looking for this entire time. Holy shit. That's incredible. I had no idea you were on Adderall. Normally, fat people aren't on Adderall. It's the whole thing. So when did you stop taking Adderall?
Back in December. There was a shortage.
Uh-huh. And so you went cold turkey? Cold turkey. And ham. Yes, exactly. Is it really true that you were beaten as a kid?
I was, yes.
Wow. That is so interesting to me. Are you still in communication with your parents at all, with the beaters? Not with the beater, no. Okay. But you think it affected you, perhaps, in life in some way?
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Chapter 3: What is Todd Royce's comedy style?
No, dude. No. Stone cold sober.
Okay.
Except for all the weed I just did.
Whoa. You Oklahoma rebel.
All right.
Stay anchor, my friend.
I wish we could just have Antonio Brown, like perhaps like every episode, just like in your own like section up there, just smoking blunts, drinking white Russians and jumping in any time you want. Just know you're always welcome here, Antonio Brown. Thank you. I love it. I love it. This guy's unbelievable. It's so good.
They say never meet your heroes from Twitter, but Antonio Brown is the absolute fucking man. So tell us more about you. You're 25. Tell us about what's going on in the life of a 25-year-old.
This one time I refereed a midget wrestling match. That was pretty cool. How do you get a gig like that? It was just like on the website, like tickets, $10, $200. You get to be in there with them.
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