Mike Love

Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew.

Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew.

Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew.

Flick, flick, flick, flick.

Flick, flick, flick, flick.

Flick, flick, flick, flick.

Well, you know, some people are addicted to porn. Yeah, it's true. I'm addicted to Tinder, you know? It's like, I always swipe right for everybody, because it's a numbers game. Kind of like Russian roulette. Well, if they're Russian, I swipe left, because I don't fuck white bitches. But, um, no, seriously, though, like, I have bad luck dating. Don't know why.

Well, you know, some people are addicted to porn. Yeah, it's true. I'm addicted to Tinder, you know? It's like, I always swipe right for everybody, because it's a numbers game. Kind of like Russian roulette. Well, if they're Russian, I swipe left, because I don't fuck white bitches. But, um, no, seriously, though, like, I have bad luck dating. Don't know why.

Well, you know, some people are addicted to porn. Yeah, it's true. I'm addicted to Tinder, you know? It's like, I always swipe right for everybody, because it's a numbers game. Kind of like Russian roulette. Well, if they're Russian, I swipe left, because I don't fuck white bitches. But, um, no, seriously, though, like, I have bad luck dating. Don't know why.

So, like, every time I'm on Tinder, I send the same message, right? Like, hey, my name is Mike Love. I like long walks on the beach. I like to go dancing. Ultimately, I'm looking for someone to kick it with. I thought it was a good message. One girl responded, you're an asshole, you're not funny. I'm like, what did I say? Then I found out she was in a wheelchair. Let's run that back. Long walks.

So, like, every time I'm on Tinder, I send the same message, right? Like, hey, my name is Mike Love. I like long walks on the beach. I like to go dancing. Ultimately, I'm looking for someone to kick it with. I thought it was a good message. One girl responded, you're an asshole, you're not funny. I'm like, what did I say? Then I found out she was in a wheelchair. Let's run that back. Long walks.

So, like, every time I'm on Tinder, I send the same message, right? Like, hey, my name is Mike Love. I like long walks on the beach. I like to go dancing. Ultimately, I'm looking for someone to kick it with. I thought it was a good message. One girl responded, you're an asshole, you're not funny. I'm like, what did I say? Then I found out she was in a wheelchair. Let's run that back. Long walks.

Dancing. Someone I could kick it with. Yeah, good thing I didn't tell her I was into stand-up. You know? But, no, seriously, I recently just seen that she was, like, dating somebody. And the funny thing is, right, he's beating on her. But she's rolling with the punches. All right, y'all, thank you.

Dancing. Someone I could kick it with. Yeah, good thing I didn't tell her I was into stand-up. You know? But, no, seriously, I recently just seen that she was, like, dating somebody. And the funny thing is, right, he's beating on her. But she's rolling with the punches. All right, y'all, thank you.

Dancing. Someone I could kick it with. Yeah, good thing I didn't tell her I was into stand-up. You know? But, no, seriously, I recently just seen that she was, like, dating somebody. And the funny thing is, right, he's beating on her. But she's rolling with the punches. All right, y'all, thank you.

I'm really addicted to Tinder, man.

I'm really addicted to Tinder, man.

I'm really addicted to Tinder, man.

I did date a blind girl once.

I did date a blind girl once.