Mike Love

I did date a blind girl once.

She had four kids. She couldn't tell who the dad was. Wow.

She had four kids. She couldn't tell who the dad was. Wow.

She had four kids. She couldn't tell who the dad was. Wow.

Especially the kids. They're bad as shit. Her youngest son, right? He always just, like, knocks shit over, breaks shit, and then I run away, and he's like, don't say shit. You know what I mean? He's like, what was that? You know? I actually stole her TV. But she wasn't watching it. She wasn't even watching it. You know what I'm saying?

Especially the kids. They're bad as shit. Her youngest son, right? He always just, like, knocks shit over, breaks shit, and then I run away, and he's like, don't say shit. You know what I mean? He's like, what was that? You know? I actually stole her TV. But she wasn't watching it. She wasn't even watching it. You know what I'm saying?

Especially the kids. They're bad as shit. Her youngest son, right? He always just, like, knocks shit over, breaks shit, and then I run away, and he's like, don't say shit. You know what I mean? He's like, what was that? You know? I actually stole her TV. But she wasn't watching it. She wasn't even watching it. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, man. Wow.

Yeah, man. Wow.

Yeah, man. Wow.

What made you steal her TV? No, see, what happened was, right, my... Now, wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened was... What happened was, like, I didn't really steal it, right? Because, like, see, I got a new TV, right? Then I took her TV and put it in a box and then returned it. And, yeah, I'm a piece of shit. Wow. So you ordered the same TV that she has.

What made you steal her TV? No, see, what happened was, right, my... Now, wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened was... What happened was, like, I didn't really steal it, right? Because, like, see, I got a new TV, right? Then I took her TV and put it in a box and then returned it. And, yeah, I'm a piece of shit. Wow. So you ordered the same TV that she has.

What made you steal her TV? No, see, what happened was, right, my... Now, wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened was... What happened was, like, I didn't really steal it, right? Because, like, see, I got a new TV, right? Then I took her TV and put it in a box and then returned it. And, yeah, I'm a piece of shit. Wow. So you ordered the same TV that she has.

I'm like, you know, she ain't watching it. And then I got mine, but mine was broken. And I'm like, all right, let me take hers and then return the broken one. It made sense to me in the moment. But now I'm like, yeah. Wow.

I'm like, you know, she ain't watching it. And then I got mine, but mine was broken. And I'm like, all right, let me take hers and then return the broken one. It made sense to me in the moment. But now I'm like, yeah. Wow.

I'm like, you know, she ain't watching it. And then I got mine, but mine was broken. And I'm like, all right, let me take hers and then return the broken one. It made sense to me in the moment. But now I'm like, yeah. Wow.

Since the pandemic, so about going on five years.

Since the pandemic, so about going on five years.

Since the pandemic, so about going on five years.

Only fans. No, seriously, I have a content creation company called 143 Media, and I'm also a consultant for AT&T.