Ike Rafferty

Tyler Perry just got the rights to remake Schindler's List. Yeah, the original was in black and white. This one's just gonna be in black. They're gonna go with the tagline, you thought ashy elbows was bad. And instead of one movie, it's a whole Madea franchise. Diary of a Mad Black Nazi. The Mammy and the Striped Moo Moo. Madea's big fat holocaust. Sorry, hellercost.

I know you ain't putting me in the back of this train car.

Flattering will get you everywhere.

Yeah, Google it after the show. No, it's not.

I moved out of my car.

I moved out of my car. Right. Yes.

Thank you. Let's go. Nice. You had a wife and a Chevy Spark? I did, yeah. She wasn't living here at the time. I moved here before her, and then she came afterwards.

Wow. Congratulations.

She works in HR.

I work at Red Band's Comedy Club.

I think that number is debatable, Tony.

Wow.

Is that true? It was. I feel like I'm looking at my stepdad again.

Papa, thank you.

Wow.

No, I'm unmedicated. I've actually been going through Adderall withdrawals.

Back in December. There was a shortage.

I was, yes.

Probably psychologically.