Nate Laurette
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Hey. I'm from Oklahoma, which is just here, but worse. Not good. Very religious state. But somehow we also legalized weed a few years back. Only state that I've ever seen a dispensary advertise with Bible verses. I remember there was this one ad on the radio. I'll recreate it for you guys. It started out, it was like, aha, Lord. You are the most high. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, amen.
Buy one, get one free at Jebediah's Burning Bush. All week long. Can't spell salvation without sativa. Spelling joke. Sometimes when I say that I'm from Oklahoma, I'll get these people making really racist jokes towards Native Americans at me. They're like, Oklahoma, what'd you learn in high school? Bird calls, gambling, hearty RR.
Oh, I've been here for like a year and then I started in Wisconsin. I've never done standup in Oklahoma.
No, I went to college in Kansas.
It was like my first job out of college. What was that? I did medical software bullshit.
Dreams, don't let your dreams be dreams.
Yeah, you know, like a hundred bucks. Sometimes like 400. And then I'll just get really high and be like, nah, I'm going to give myself a day off. That makes sense. I earned it. Yeah.
Don't ever order coffee from a bike guy. Well, we don't get to choose. I really wish... If you double the tip, it's not like, oh, this guy's got a Corvette. Like, he's going to get there really fast. No? No.
What a horrible, no, I honestly, every day that I get an order, I'm like another sucker every minute. It's just, what a horrible business thing. I want to pay 40 bucks for a medium fry and a Sprite at McDonald's. Wow. Okay, what are you going to do for work now?
No, dude. No. Stone cold sober.
Except for all the weed I just did.
This one time I refereed a midget wrestling match. That was pretty cool. How do you get a gig like that? It was just like on the website, like tickets, $10, $200. You get to be in there with them.
Yeah. It was an investment. I financed it. Klarna. Shout out.
Nah, all paid up on that one. Hell yeah. I financed the bike, though, actually. Like, I did do that one. And I got that paid off like last month.
That's a good way of putting it. Yeah. My mom, she's a speech therapist. And all I've ever gotten out of that was that she told me when I was young, she thought that I might be autistic. And so I'm wondering, like, oh, if she didn't do that, would I just be, like, nonverbal? This is an autistic thing to say.
Well, that's where the more people are.
Yeah. I'm making it happen.
I don't know, I mean, just kind of having fun for now. Perfect. If I like didn't have to do DoorDash on a bike, that'd be sick. So like once we can make like 20 more bucks a month, I think I'm there.