Kanye West

The wife may not want their husband to go to war because of their children, but he's going to war because of their children.

I promise that I had to stop envying cool people at their current cool time.

If anything, if someone's cool and I say their name a lot, I'm going to flash the light on them so much that it ages their coolness.

It's actually a war technique.

showered in compliments.

Yeah.

You know, because that, that you, that to be able to stay at 45 years old to still be the bad kid in class at 45, I'm still in the principal's office.

Because if you look at like, say fashion, right?

If you think of something fashionable, it's probably going to look like the kid in the principal's office.

That's going to be the fashion.

And that's part of the reason why I'm the most influential person in fashion.

Because I refuse to leave the principal's office.

If the substitute teacher comes in, I'm going to say, you got a big butt.

Yeah.

I'm going to get... Right back.

And people are going to be like, yo...

And that's what you keep on saying, like, who can we talk to?

Because no one can talk to me.

I'm out of control, bro.

It's just God, then me, and then fuck everybody.