Karen Kilgariff

It's a hard one. That's a hard one.

It's a hard one. That's a hard one.

Tell them immediately or it's going to seem like you fucking snitched.

Tell them immediately or it's going to seem like you fucking snitched.

Because, you know, one of those FBI agents were on the take, too, and told them, would have told them that they talked to him. And then they've been like, why didn't you tell us that they talked to you? That's right.

Because, you know, one of those FBI agents were on the take, too, and told them, would have told them that they talked to him. And then they've been like, why didn't you tell us that they talked to you? That's right.

That's so beautiful. Like a beautiful way to raise your daughters to be like, this is what I do. And it's totally normal. And it's just my job. And yeah.

That's so beautiful. Like a beautiful way to raise your daughters to be like, this is what I do. And it's totally normal. And it's just my job. And yeah.

And this is science, which has nothing to do with my morality or whatever the fuck, you know, or my religion. Or anybody else's belief, what part of the Bible they read. I mean, it kind of makes you love the mafia a little more, if anything. I know you love them so much. I really do love them.

And this is science, which has nothing to do with my morality or whatever the fuck, you know, or my religion. Or anybody else's belief, what part of the Bible they read. I mean, it kind of makes you love the mafia a little more, if anything. I know you love them so much. I really do love them.

Okay, this one is really long. It's my last one. It will probably make you cry. I'm going to guess 75% on Karen crying on this one. Okay, let's see. I'm not going to read you the title. Hey all, this is longish but worth it. It also may make you emote be warned. When my twin sister Ashley and I were 13 years old, she woke me up at 3 a.m.

Okay, this one is really long. It's my last one. It will probably make you cry. I'm going to guess 75% on Karen crying on this one. Okay, let's see. I'm not going to read you the title. Hey all, this is longish but worth it. It also may make you emote be warned. When my twin sister Ashley and I were 13 years old, she woke me up at 3 a.m.

on Christmas morning, sobbing in my bed, begging me not to die. I vividly remember responding immediately with, Ash, I'm not going to die before you. You're going to die before me. I'm the one who has to figure out how to live without my twin. This was not that abnormal for her to worry about. I come from a very large, close family, and we had a few grandparents die around that time.

on Christmas morning, sobbing in my bed, begging me not to die. I vividly remember responding immediately with, Ash, I'm not going to die before you. You're going to die before me. I'm the one who has to figure out how to live without my twin. This was not that abnormal for her to worry about. I come from a very large, close family, and we had a few grandparents die around that time.

Because it was the height of COVID, we were not allowed to see her in the hospital. Even though she was comatose, I still felt connected to her as I always have. She called it twin tuition. Every night for almost a month, I went outside to angrily smoke and yell at her wherever the fuck she was. I was so angry at not being able to be with her because of COVID.

Because it was the height of COVID, we were not allowed to see her in the hospital. Even though she was comatose, I still felt connected to her as I always have. She called it twin tuition. Every night for almost a month, I went outside to angrily smoke and yell at her wherever the fuck she was. I was so angry at not being able to be with her because of COVID.

And I was terrified that I would never see her again. I wouldn't get to say goodbye, which didn't seem right considering we came into this world together. I'm already fucking... Getting choked up. I didn't want her to leave the world alone. The entire time she was in a coma, I would yell at her. I would cry at her. I would apologize to her for yelling at her.

And I was terrified that I would never see her again. I wouldn't get to say goodbye, which didn't seem right considering we came into this world together. I'm already fucking... Getting choked up. I didn't want her to leave the world alone. The entire time she was in a coma, I would yell at her. I would cry at her. I would apologize to her for yelling at her.

I kept telling her, give me one more year. I know it's selfish of me, but I can't do this without you yet. I need one more year. Come on, Ash. I know you can hear me. What's the fucking password? What's the fucking password? When we were kids, we used to always joke about what we would do if one of us was cloned. We were weirdly obsessed with it. I guess being a twin is like a clone.

I kept telling her, give me one more year. I know it's selfish of me, but I can't do this without you yet. I need one more year. Come on, Ash. I know you can hear me. What's the fucking password? What's the fucking password? When we were kids, we used to always joke about what we would do if one of us was cloned. We were weirdly obsessed with it. I guess being a twin is like a clone.